Kiru gave his friend a puzzled look and his eyebrows raised ever so slightly. "I don't want attract chicks, I want to attract women? Birds can be cool, but I'm not into beastiality."he replied with a smile. "But...if you're like into dating birds, man, I heard there's this dating sim where you can date pigeons called Hatoful Boyfri-oh wait is it even called beastiality if they're birds? Because birds are not beasts, Kaito?"
Kiru often responded with strange replies if he did not react with irritation towards Kaito's teasing. He realized at that very moment he revealed to his best friend that he was aware of the existence of a pigeon dating sim and hoped Kaito he wouldn't think he played it, even though he did, and liked it and attempted to change the subject. To his relief, Kaito just commented on his necklace, but that relief quickly subsided at his friend's remark.
Kiru gave him a sarcastic laugh, which he often did when he tried to hide annoyance. "Well we're going out to eat together so we have to match, bro."he said unenthusiastically, unlocking the doors and stepping out of the parked car.
Kaito didn't cease his relentless teasing when they got into the pizza parlor, in fact, the presence of girls encouraged Kaito even more! Kiru sighed, mentally telling himself not to take the jokes so seriously all the time, and tried his best to not offend his friend. "Aha, well I don't see why I would need to have privacy to eat pizza, Kaito."he said, focused on the menu in front of him. As usual, his bro ordered some complicated pizza with all the toppings Kiru had never been fond of. Kiru didn't see anything he wanted to try and wasn't really planning to, either. Not wanting to keep her waiting, he gave a polite smile to the lady as he asked, "May I just have a pepperoni pizza, please?"
As the woman took down their order, Kiru remembered that he left his wallet in the car!
"I forgot my wallet in the car, I'll be right back Kai."he said, walking out the door. Man I hope he doesn't go up to those girls and starts to make up stuff like always. I think last time he said that we were a couple and that I liked it when he...wait what was that he said? Ah whatever... he thought to himself, flustered and embarrassed over what concoction Kaito could possibly fabricate this time. Not wanting to give him enough time to talk to those girls or people in general, Kiru quickly searched the car for his wallet.
"Ah, here it is..."he whispered as he retrieved the item. As he closed and locked the door, Kiru got a sudden, strange feeling and frowned. Weird... he thought, heading back towards the parlor. Maybe we should just ask for it to go...? There have been reports of murders lately...eh, I'm just worrying too much. Why would a murderer...murder two random kids coming out of a pizza parlor?
Back inside, he quickly dismissed his worries and returned to where Kaito was. "Man, good thing I didn't leave this at home or anything, I'd be so disappointed."he said with a slight smile.