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    Not quite hilarious, but always stuck out to me. There's nothing like having two assassin/magicians fight to the death, depleting the world around them of any usable material (aka mana) only to end it all with an EPIC FIREBALL TO THE FACE!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Izaka Sazaka View Post
    Not quite hilarious, but always stuck out to me. There's nothing like having two assassin/magicians fight to the death, depleting the world around them of any usable material (aka mana) only to end it all with an EPIC FIREBALL TO THE FACE!


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    ...BOOM! HEADSHOT!
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    -Stole a character's child straight out of the womb before its birth, genetically enhanched it and made it into a super cyborg prototype, it presumably got killed by its own father which at the time had no idea of its true identity and when he found out went mad, then the data on his tests was used for an entire army of clones. Later he would prove himself to be alive when he would return as a bonus villain in a follow-up of that RP, and get killed by the parents' best friend.
    -When you just barely managed to survive a two-stage fight with a mountain rock giant and his minions what is best to do?Heal up and climb down?WRONG!JUMP THE HELL DOWN THE MOUNTAIN INTO THE FREAKING RIVER!WOOOHOOOO
    -There was this half-pig half-human hybrid king of a small village in one RP, I decided to kill him with style, so I gave him a high five, with a continuous giant blast, to the face.
    -In this one RP I had this character named Dark, Ernest himself never forgot all the tormenting Dark gave the whole party in the RP, just ask him.
    -I award myself for the most random, twisted, warped, insanely stupid digi-tamer out there, with the weirdest team and biggest luck ever. Just ask TamerRobert!
    The dark rises gradually by day
    Deny and turn our eyes from it we may
    A fragrance of decay is exhaled
    Out of Death's bitter lips, and pale
    Tis' be our end, by our will, our hand,
    But no one could have foreseen it so grand.
    The triange of Life, Dreams and Hope collides
    As I behold where forever dies,
    Clawing, scratching, groping everywhere
    For an inch, an inch of what once gave me life,
    Of the memories that make me feel oh, so alive.
    But you're not there...


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    Sure, I'm laughing.
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    I remember a RP ages ago that I was playing in where one of the characters got turned on by the sipping sound from a straw. Hilarity ensued.

    There was also another RP where three of our characters were trying to blend in deep in some evil organization's underground base and it just so happened to be the big boss' birthday. My character had a thing for sweets so when the personal chef rolled out a massive birthday cake, they leaped out of their hiding spot and ended up doing a belly flop right down on it. The best part was right after that when they attempted to serenade the leader with their rendition of Happy Birthday.

    Man I miss that RP.



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    killing a goblin with an explosive flask coming back later to see his buddy cleaning him off the wall with a spatula kill him take the spatula with his arm still attached roll a natural 20 on the next goblin and decapitate him with the spatula flipping his head off like a burger and than using his arm to grab on to the other arm before rigormortis sunk in repeating the process until i had a goblin poleARM with a spatula on the end.

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    So this amused me greatly for some reason. My partner's character had put mine in hand cuffs and then a few posts later attempted to put him in a strait jacket still in the hand cuffs. My partner had totally forgotten about the hand cuffs, and I was like “So I was wondering how you’re going to manage that with these.” He said dangling the hand cuffs.(sorry for the insert) I LOL'd and so did my character. So yeah off day for her character.
    it's probably not as funny as I think it is but whatever.

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    So I'm playing an MTF transgender, and "she" is very convincing. Because I'm roleplaying in HP-verse, gender reassignments are a little better and you don't run into the little problems like you do in real life, like how even after all the surgery you can't fix your man-hands or whatever--yeah, there are potions are that. The point being that even though all the pilots know she's still technically a man (for the moment), none of their characters have any reason to suspect it.

    One of her coworkers at the MoM, played by one of my friends, has a somewhat-envious interior monologue about how pretty my character is and how she's the epitome of ladylike grace.

    REMEMBER, SHE'S A MAN.

    I gigglesnort and struggle to contain my sodapop in my mouth.


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    Ninja, please. Shut it. Dasbochit's Avatar
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    This is what happens when I have had too much sugar and imagine myself in situations.
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    I had a character write "FUCK YOU, ROT IN HELL" on a contract with the devil..... We'll just say the devil got pissed.



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    Well, my character's a succubus disguised as a paladin, and she's been disguised for over 300+ posts in an advanced RP and no one but me knew that she's a succubus. Long story short, she's a succubus who wants to escape her demonic heritage and just be good and human, but she was beginning to slip up as she cannot remain in paladin form for too long (she's been in it for an odd 24 years) and in-universe, demonspawn (as they are called), gets progressively evil overtime (at least mine does, others get more evil the more they use their powers).

    While she was speaking with another character, she started trying to seduce him, getting all close to him and stuff, and mind you, they were rivals. This is one of the guy's reactions:

    http://roleplayerguild.com/showpost....&postcount=861

    His current avatar (with the anime guy bleeding profusely through the nose) only helped with the hilarity .
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