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    Quote Originally Posted by xbriannova View Post
    Well, my character's a succubus disguised as a paladin, and she's been disguised for over 300+ posts in an advanced RP and no one but me knew that she's a succubus. Long story short, she's a succubus who wants to escape her demonic heritage and just be good and human, but she was beginning to slip up as she cannot remain in paladin form for too long (she's been in it for an odd 24 years) and in-universe, demonspawn (as they are called), gets progressively evil overtime (at least mine does, others get more evil the more they use their powers).

    While she was speaking with another character, she started trying to seduce him, getting all close to him and stuff, and mind you, they were rivals. This is one of the guy's reactions:

    http://roleplayerguild.com/showpost....&postcount=861

    His current avatar (with the anime guy bleeding profusely through the nose) only helped with the hilarity .
    I'm at work... I laughed so hard after seeing that my friend just kind of sat there staring at me with salad hanging out her mouth... Roflmao
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    I remember playing on Wow as a Night Elf, probably around level 40ish. I don't remember what exactly I was doing, except for the fact that I was near a river (Or was it an ocean... well anyways it was a body of water...) and was collecting something for a quest.

    All of a sudden two male Tauren came running up to me (if you don't know Tauren and Night Elves are part of two different 'teams' and WOW has made it so that if the teams try to talk to each other, they wont understand what they are saying because it comes out as jibberish.)
    Anyways, being the nerd that I am I tried talking to them and decoding what they were saying. I got as far as hello for both of them before giving up. All of a sudden, out of no where, they start jumping up and down in a small circle around me. I was amused so I stayed still and watched. The two began to dance and and clap and run around. The interesting thing was that they were in sinc the whole time. Then they turned into thier cat forms and procceeded to follow me around for a good 15 minutes. I have part of the following part videotaped on my phone!

    I will always remember that xD
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    I remember trying to do an RP'd forty-man run of Molten Core back in the vanilla days of WoW with an RP guild. We were coming up to the end when we paused outside the final boss' room to do some little "preperation" thing, and the leader of the guild hit his auto-run key (insert) instead of enter. So he's typing, oblivious to his character moving forward, with the rest of us watching. Out of the thirty-nine of us, none of us realised he was going to head right into the room until it was pretty much too late, and by the time anyone could type anything he'd finished his message, hit enter, and got pummeled by the boss.

    As far as I can recall, that was the first time I'd ever actually laughed so hard that I cried.
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    I'm in an RP right now where the girl got her shirt wet and wandered around a guy who she just met's apartment in a black lace bra and jeans. She did the dishes and the laundry and blatantly refused to put a shirt on for antisexist purposes. She then called her mom and said she was sleeping over at her Asian guy friend's house even though she would sleep at new guy's apartment (said friend was also in the apartment) and the new guy had to speak Engrish to make it sound believable. Mom's recurring line: "NO SEX!!!"



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    I think the funniest/most outrageous thing I've ever experienced was in an eastern campaign a few years back with me and a group of friends. It was supposed to be a simple campaign just to kill the time between our normal games... well it turned into an Epic fail all around.

    Well I was a ninja *cough failed cough* and decided to secretly follow an adventuring group as they set out on a quest to find some lost item (don't remember what) and before we'd even made it out of the starting villiage I had been discovered. What had happened was I decided to SNEAK through the rice fields so they wouldn't see me.

    It worked too! They didn't see me one bit, but they sure as hell heard me sloshing around after them. I don't even know why I went there to *hide... I wasn't thinking at all. They were all like "I wonder what that sloshy sound is in the fields over there... Let's check it out."
    EPIC FAIL ninja.... EPIC FAIL

    The bad thing is that it just got worse for that character... it was a bad campaign for me. I proceeded to find a set of returning shurikens... They would return when the one holding the case said "Return." Well I was under the impression that they would return to the case on their own. So I stood in a field after a battle and said "Return all." Well they didn't appear in the case... I was supposed to catch them as they flew back to me... I got impaled by six shurikens and died before we reached the first dungeon...
    Way to go Ninja....

    And when I made a new character for the same campaign I chose a Shaman, thinking I'd be more useful.... I was... mostly... we reached the dungeon and made it most of the way through before we got attacked by some mob of creatures. I decided to cast a spell to blind and deafen (by painful shrieking in their eardrums) them momentarily... not realizing it affected everyone in the way of the blast... needless to say the team was not happy with me as they writhed in agony on the ground. I was clueless at first... thought the creatures had a mage somewhere attacking my group... haha I lold so hard.

    The shaman got eaten by an alligator later in the dungeon because the fighter thought i'd make a good distraction while he swam around and attacked from behind... Fighter failed the swim check and nearly drowned while I got nommed...

    Haha it was just a horrid campaign... everyone died or came close to it.

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    One moment I found funny in a kind of twisted way was in an RP I did here a couple years ago. I was playing an old mage guy, trying to appear weak and harmless so others would underestimate him. But then some zombie things showed up and attacked them while they were going to talk to the Queen, coming from the palace itself. Other members of the group struggled to kill one or two of the them, but my mage sort of.. played with them to test their resiliency. He took on four with no problem.

    The first one he dismembered with blades of air to see what would kill the things, finding decapitation to be the killing blow. The next he used more air to bash its skull in, finding that once the brain was destroyed the thing stopped moving. For the last two he pulled them up by the arms to hang in the air before they could get to him and eat his face. One of them died by having its head encased in ice, then being dropped to the ground and having the big ice ball shatter and send chunks of frozen zombie noggin everywhere. The last one got incinerated.

    So the other group members are all freaked out and winded by having to fight off some zombie guys, and my old dude just calmly turns from his work. With a pile of hideously mangled corpses behind him, he calmly says something to the effect of "Well, looks like magic works. Let's go save the Queen."

    I'm not sure if anyone else will find that as funny as I did, but I was giggling like a little kid writing the last bit with my mage being calm and collected about the whole situation. I think having a vivid imagination helped bring the humor to that for me.


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    I plan to post up my top 10 most hilarious moments in RPing...

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    In a Roleplay that is currently going on, My Malkavian Vampire had a bit of a moment where his mind broke and he hallucenated (Thank you, Scrubs... for the idea)... and killed two PCs in the vision. Then in the same post, he snapped out of it and helped them.

    They both almost quit, and were so mad at me. I told them to finish reading. We all had a good laugh afterward. It was awesome.

    Here's the post. :3

    http://roleplayerguild.com/showpost....5&postcount=14

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbriannova View Post
    While she was speaking with another character, she started trying to seduce him, getting all close to him and stuff, and mind you, they were rivals. This is one of the guy's reactions:

    http://roleplayerguild.com/showpost....&postcount=861

    His current avatar (with the anime guy bleeding profusely through the nose) only helped with the hilarity .
    Reminds me of Zata's reaction to one of my characters. Except I just kept piling it on.

    He never quite figured out why Marlene was following Jack so... vigorously.

    Kudus to Zata and compatriots for making the situation go from mildly-funny, to freak'n hilarious when they caught Jack and Marly on top of each other just outside of the dorms.

    Or when he offered to take her (and another girl... and a guy) to a lingerie-store. My character then tried to buy a gun, actual clothes to wear and other weapons at said storefront (while remaining completely oblivious to the store's actual theme).

    And since Jack offered to buy, and had limitless funds, Marlene bought the entire franchise and placed it under new management. Then she bought everyone a loaded glock and had them delivered to the school.

    And since she had no common-sense as to what 'normal women' wore, she thought the stuff in the store was representitive of what girls her age were supposed to wear. ... In short, new school uniforms...

    Zata threw a fit, shat a brick, and threw that at me too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beta View Post
    In a Roleplay that is currently going on, My Malkavian Vampire had a bit of a moment where his mind broke and he hallucenated (Thank you, Scrubs... for the idea)... and killed two PCs in the vision. Then in the same post, he snapped out of it and helped them.
    And later, in the same thread, my character uses space magic to slip through the crack under the door to Beta's vampire's private sanctum, hairbrush in hand, and told him to stop tuning that girl into a vampire, as he needed her mind to fix the Masquerade. It made sense at the time, but is pretty funny out of context.

    In the semi-D&D campaign I'm doing right now, my character is a thief. In the very first fight against two goblins, I sneak attack the first goblin from behind. Due to a high hide check and then a natural twenty on tumble, I manage to stay hidden behind the falling goblin, roll behind the second (And pick up a flower, sniff it, and tuck it in my boot mid-roll) stand up and pretty much decapitate him.
    Also the wizard rolled a 1 on his health. In his words "That man looked at me wrong! Eurgk!"

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