The Grand Equestrian Lives of Coltrick and Shadow! (OOC) Spike/Shadow

[Spike the Dragon]

Bah! Bah I say to our last roleplay. Friendship is Changelings simply was no good. We had already planned out the story ahead of time, and we were simply acting it all out. It was no fun! No inspiration! No creativity! Me and Shadow both agreed that our lives as Equestrians should not be destined, but left for us to decide! We are but simple Civilians, a Pegasus and a Unicorn, and we shall live our daily lives out in form of text. Simple and Clean, and most importantly... It is our own lives. We live them the way we wish to.

I am Coltrick Whiteheart, An Ex-Alicorn turned Pegasus. Master thief and Treasure Hunter extraordinaire! I'm also a DJ, for the times when I'm not thieving or spelunking.

And this is my dear friend... Shadow! I know not her last name, what she looks like, or much about her past... But hopefully these adventures shall bond us close!

[S h a d o w]

Thats right! *looks up from book and waves* Hello everypony! As my good friend Coltrick said, my name is Shadow! Yep. Just Shadow. I'm just a normal unicorn....and Coltrick is a madpony...but we're still good friends anyway!

...

Since when were you a DJ?

[Spike the Dragon]

Just recently! Hey, it's better than stealing.

...Well, okay I lied. No, it isn't. Stealing is AWESOME!! Woohoo!!! Banana!

...Madpony? I'm not mad. I'm crazy. Slightly. I guess... Borderline insane? Perhaps? I don't know.

[S h a d o w]

Well I agree with that. Getting high on drug-laced cupcakes. -_-

[Spike the Dragon]

...Welllllll, truthfully, they weren't TOO bad. They had a sweet after taste, but the actual stuff was gross. You're lucky you didn't eat any. You probably would have vomited. Luckily, I have a stomach of diamond!

Literally!

[S h a d o w]

*rolls eyes*

See what I mean?

[Spike the Dragon]

Did you know I can swallow broken glass, and not get hurt? I know a technique. But, I don't feel like showing it right now. I have to go get the IC up.

[S h a d o w]

Good luck with that!

[Spike the Dragon]

Pshh. You make it sound like it will be hard. I've wrestled before.

[S h a d o w]

What does making an IC have to do with wrestling?