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No.1 Assistant!
Well, it must have happened, because im holding your horn right here in my hoof. *Holds out horn* see? You're leaking blood everywhere... Or, is that blood? It's really sparkly.
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DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW
*reverses time*
Now my horn is back on. Ha.
I hate you.
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No.1 Assistant!
You... Hate me? *Sniffle sniffle*
And after all I've done for you... I even posted the IC! I can't believe you!!! Wahhhhh!!!!!
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DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW
YOU JUST SNAPPED MY HORN OFF!
Well it doesn't matter now because it's back on.
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No.1 Assistant!
*Hands you a cleaver* here... You can cut off my wings. We'll be even.
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DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW
Nope. I have my horn. All that didn't happen ok. Snapping off a unicorn horn is impossible remember!
*turns to audience*
That was all special effects! I mean, for example, *grabs cleaver* if I do this, *slices off Coltricks wing* that's all fake! I mean, see all that blood, that's fake too!
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No.1 Assistant!
AGHHHHH!!!! OH MY BUCKING GOD IT HURTS!!!
BWAAAHHHHHHH!!!
*Starts sobbing uncontrollably* Now I know how Rainbow Dash felt...
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DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW
*stares at cleaver*....
...whoops.
*turns to audience*
Umm...we're having some technical difficulties here i'm afraid! ^^' ...Be rigghhht back after the break!
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No.1 Assistant!
*Keeps sobbing* Oh sweet Celestia it hurts... Just... Jus post on the IC while I get used to having a nub as a wing...
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DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW
Ok..posted..and I called an ambulance. They're going to stitch it back on for you! It'll look as good as new!
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