Originally Posted by
instantpun125
The transdimensional, magical, chocolatey goodness, school bus devices being destroyed probably precludes any get-the-fuck-out-of-dodge travel arrangements you might have been looking forward too. xD
You could always be sneaky and haphazardly jump through a closing garganta. Except... when you get shat out on the other side, don't be too daunted by the task of fending off every hollow and his brother, cousin, aunt twice-removed on its mother's side, and vast menagerie of distant relatives who never show up at family reunions. Traversing the infinite deserts to get where you need to go (good luck asking for directions!) after taking a mop and bucket to what's likely to be legions of starving hollows that would sooner chow down on their next of kin than fast for all of two seconds probably seems like I jolly drive down the candy-encrusted yellow brick road, if that's your sort of gig.
But you're young. You got gumption. You can take 'em. No problem!
Go seize the role of plucky shounen hero!
Maybe add in a few random action scenes, manly poses, and speed lines to make it legit~
Edit; Would've been funnier, if I had churned this out sooner.
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