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05-29-2012 #1
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A Wild Cressida Appears

I'm back.
The only people who've missed me are from the spam forum. They probably haven't even noticed that I'm gone.
I never really joined an RP that got off the ground... I write, though I'm not that good.
Talk to me.
Say hello.
I'd rather be here, where at least I know all the trolls by name. The other site I'd been trying to use had them by the bucketload.

I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Originally Posted by Myyt

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?

The tree looks like a tumble weed.

With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.

Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily

Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Myyt

nawww you're not a complete asshole

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.

Originally Posted by Myyt

I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.

Originally Posted by Sora

And then suddenly nerdfighters

Originally Posted by IRC

00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.

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Originally Posted by Bela

I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.

His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III

My Full Name

Originally Posted by Bela

Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.

Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine
GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.

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05-29-2012 #2
love that panda

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Oh, I remember you! Welcome back. c:

I never really noticed you left though, sorry. xD

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Someone give this girl some mod powers!

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Someone give this girl some mod powers!

Originally Posted by rpg101

We have Panda. She's

1) Jewish
2) Funny
3) Adorable
4) Spam's offspring

Jewfin was

1) Jewish

Originally Posted by Bela

I mean honestly. Look at Panda and partly Rosie and Smiral. Panda is a tiny little (demonic) Goddess around here and neither of the other two are major fuck ups.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

336. "I think love that panda is hot and am uncomfortable with my hypothetical pedophilia."

Originally Posted by Scribz

Panda is such a signature slut.

Originally Posted by On the subject of Hitler

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Ya. I wonder what the world would be like if Germany had won.

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Well we wouldn't have Panda. :c

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Way to make me 'q_q', Rose.

Originally Posted by Chibisuke Chan

LTP, you are the incarnate of adorableness.

Originally Posted by Sweet Angel Pie

Panda, you win everything.

Originally Posted by Bela

You fucking little genius.

Originally Posted by Bela

Panda. I love you.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

...Panda's officially now my favorite person.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Now, Panda, go back to posting those furry fat things you love so much and Spam can be at peace.

Originally Posted by Slingshot

Originally Posted by Grifspark

You need help, Panda. A lot of help.

*Huggles* It's ok, Grifs just mad because she knows you're better than her.

Originally Posted by NightStar

love that panda Y U SO SWEET?!?! <3

Originally Posted by The English

love that panda < Chuck Norris

love that panda > Me.

Other things you beat:

love that panda > Divide by zero.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Well it's official. Panda>Me

I blame the fact I'm not adorable.
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Cressida Hawker

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Hello Panda.
Yeah... That's what I thought.

I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Originally Posted by Myyt

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?

The tree looks like a tumble weed.

With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.

Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily

Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Myyt

nawww you're not a complete asshole

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.

Originally Posted by Myyt

I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.

Originally Posted by Sora

And then suddenly nerdfighters

Originally Posted by IRC

00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.

Other Quotes

Originally Posted by Bela

I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.

His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III

My Full Name

Originally Posted by Bela

Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.

Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine
GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.

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