Reply With QuoteThen fucking kill it.
You know what? Just burn the hotel down. Easy.
I was sitting on the hide-a-bed in the hotel unit we're staying in, and I felt a tickling on my shoulder, so I looked over to see a HUGE FUCKING ASS SPIDER ON MY SHOULDER.
ALMOST SHIT MYSELF.
I flipped and sort of shot the bitch off my shoulder, but the I couldn't find the tricking blood sucking monstrosity. Just when I finally calmed down, I felt something moving across my legs ( I'm not wearing pants).
This fucking thing was crawling all over my legs. I practically shit myself, and then I kicked it off, and now I can't find it.
There's a fucking gigantic spider in my bed.
Then fucking kill it.
You know what? Just burn the hotel down. Easy.
I would, if I weren't in a national park. I'd get in like ten times more shit than normal here.Originally Posted by Card VII
THEY MUST ALL BE DESTROYED
THE ARACHNIDS AND INSECTS MUST ALL BURN IN THE REALM OF FIRE AND SULFUR
THROUGH FIRE THEY SHALL BE SENT, AND TO FIRE THEY SHALL REMAIN. DEATH TO THE INSECTS.
Oh my gosh no I would be out of there xD. I can't stand spiders near me. I feel so bad for you that is -Shivers- ew just ew. Good luck with the spider. However, if it does bite you. Maybe it will be radioactive and you will turn into spiderwoman<333 . See there is a bright side in every situation.
1, put on pants.
2, kill spider.
3, profit.
I am not sleeping ever again.
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I am not putting on my pants. What if it gets caught up in them?
lay them flat, stamp on them... a lot... shake them out... no dead spider parts? win.
No, I mean once I have them on.
Nex's pet spider's on the loose.
Go call the manager and pour the shit out on him/her.
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