Anyway, if you really saw something like that, I'd have gotten into gear right away. not just right away, but like right NOW. like one... two...,...threeGO!
Like I would have trouble putting my stuff on because of all my SHTF stuff I just put on. I would have been ready to go so quick that I would have forgotten baby wipes to clean up the shit I took in my pants 'cause I went to get my stuff on before I went to the bathroom after a sighting like that.
I would have been ready quicker than spongebob on monday morning.
I would have been ready to go like Mario kart on the count of 3.
I'd be so gone, The minutemen would look late.
Zero to 88.8 miles per hour in about 2 seconds.
I would have been more ready to go than a 8 year-old kid in the mall going to find his mom in Macys in the lengerie department.
I would have been ready to go like a grenade with the pin pulled.
I would have been out the front door quicker than a pig out of mcdonalds.
I would've been out of there so fast it would make your head spin.
I would probably be airborn off my front steps with a one-way ticket going anywhere.
I'd be ready to go quicker than our mom on friday night.(sorry, i couldnt resist)
My feet would be moving so quick, my boots would tie themselves.
I'd be out of there quicker than on the last day of school(that is REALLY fast)
I'd be going to fast, the EPA would ban me.
I'd be on the move like a whole heard of wildebeest wrapped up into one supersonic package.
THATS how fast I'd have been ready to go...
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