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    Call of Roma

    Five minutes of googling tells me that this is yet another Evony clone advertising itself with boobs. I can't believe this strategy is still working. There are no boobs in the game. You'd think this would prevent people from ever spending money on it, being that it is clear within 15 minutes how boobless the game will be and the game is clearly advertising itself as having boobs.
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    You raise a valid point, but

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    What can be said? Boobs sell. It's just a cheap and weak tactic when you know your game is weak, so you advertise with boobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogtaki View Post
    What can be said? Boobs sell. It's just a cheap and weak tactic when you know your game is weak, so you advertise with boobs.
    We're all a bunch of boobs for playing off that gimmick in the first place.
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    They promised a Roman orgy.

    They did not deliver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigi View Post
    They promised a Roman orgy.

    They did not deliver.
    Roman orgies sometimes resulted in the loss of the penis and testicles. One Emperor had his enemies invited to a party and then, after drinking themselves all they wanted, he had a cord tied to their genitals restricting them from urinating. This continued until the offending body parts rotted off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ActRaiser View Post
    Roman orgies sometimes resulted in the loss of the penis and testicles. One Emperor had his enemies invited to a party and then, after drinking themselves all they wanted, he had a cord tied to their genitals restricting them from urinating. This continued until the offending body parts rotted off.

    Well it's a good thing I don't have a dick, then.
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