Scribz

[Bela]

I'm doing alright.

xD Is that an innuendo?

[★LunaLight★]

Same to you!

See you got yourself some purty stars in your name.

Got yourself a girlfriend yet? =D

Got a boyfriend right now. Neglected to tell spam.

[Scribz]

I'm doing alright.

xD Is that an innuendo?

Possibly, I use "punching babies" for masturbating, and "choking whales" for whenever I take a dump.


So, pounding kittens sounds like a good innuendo.

Thanks bela! =D

[Joshy]

That douche Ted=Joshy

@Scotty:

yw.

[Grif of Hearts]

Possibly, I use "punching babies" for masturbating, and "choking whales" for whenever I take a dump.


So, pounding kittens sounds like a good innuendo.

Thanks bela! =D

How do you go from masturbation to punching babies?

Hai.

[Scribz]

Oh, If I remember correctly it was when I was back in my home town, and someone had a mansion party, so everyone that used to be in my year was there, and it was awesome because it was all "OH HEY SCRIBZ YOU'RE COOL LOL" and i'm all "YES I AM THANKYOU OH GAWD MY CHILDHOOD DEMONS HAVE DIED I CAN MOVE ON NOW" and then they were all "OH HEY LET'S GO HIT ON DEM CLASS PEOPLE OF OURS" and I was all "YES I WILL" and so we went and hit on them and I was getting very good progress with this girl who was like THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE SCHOOL EVER but she has total shit test personality so she was shit testing like a motherfucker but I was holding true and throwing them back at her and we were getting closer and closer and then she decided not to because I slipped up on something I don't fucking know anyway I was like "SUPER BLUE BALLS YO" and so I got very high and then I was walking a FUCKING LONG walk home and my friend was all "lol you almost got in with her" and i'm all high out my face all "yeah and now i'm in immense pain, i swear to god when I go home i'm gonna"....and at that point my high mind couldn't think up anything that remotely described masturbating so I said the first thing that came to my mind "punch some babies", we laughed for fucking hours....


...and now it's a thing.

[Joshy]

Scribs, you know i mean it when i say, "Cool story bro." ^^

[Bela]

Ted...why is there so much Panda love in your sig? Are you obsessed with her?

[Scribz]

<3

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Panda is such a signature slut, look at her go what with elendra and tedburhurd and other people.

Chea.

[Bela]

My little girl is not a slut. She is a perfect little Angel.