Riddler-AceRiku Batman RP

[The Riddler]

Yep, she's inside with "Mister J" being his slave for now. The only armed thugs are inside, the goons outside have baseball bats, that should be no problem for you should it?

[Ace Riku]

"The goons I can handle, but Quinn's going to be protective of the Joker. She'll have a trap set up. Unfortunately, I don't think I have much other choice. I'm going in." *jumps down to the goons with baseball bats.* "Hey guys, this is a church, not a sandlot!" *goons attack* Oh no you don't! *blocks two bats, and kicks them in the crotch.* C'mon, why are you guys so lame all of a sudden. *takes out all the goons in a flurry of punches and kicks*

[The Riddler]

Aha! great battle, my dear Robin!
I think there should be window atop of the church, sneak in there and silently take them out!

[Ace Riku]

Alright if you say so. *grapples up to the window* Alright, now I gotta take put these guards strategically. Any tips?

[The Riddler]

How about...a riddle?
*Hacks church speakers*
Riddler: Hello my dear victims.
Joker Goon: What?!? Its the Riddler!
Riddler: The one the only... * continues to distract guards with random rants about puzzles*

[Ace Riku]

* takes out the isolated guards while they try to answer your questions*

Thanks for the help. Now where are Harley and Joker

Harley: Right here, boy blunder! Joker killed you last time, now it's my turn. *aims large cannon pistol*

You don't wanna do that!

[The Riddler]

Harley: And why is that bird brain?

[Ace Riku]

Er...*quickly throws batarang to distract her and then runs up next to her, kicks the gun out of her hands and holds knife to her throat*

This is why, biatch!

[The Riddler]

Harley: If you hurt me, my puddin' will kill you!
Riddler: Oh Harley, you're dumber than the bat!
Harley: Let me go you big oaf! Mister J won't be happy!
Riddler: Hahaha, you were never too good at setting traps.
Harley: Show yourself Nigma!
Riddler: NEVER!
*Harley screams* Mister J, we have company!

[Ace Riku]

I'd like to see him try.

*slams knee into her face to knock her out cold.*

Joker: Oh boo-hoo, have you come back to die again?

Shut up Joker! *takes out pistol and shoots him straight in the face, right between the eyes. He falls over, apparently dead.*

Finally.. It's over. *notices the indention in Joker's face, almost putty like*

What the?

*looks at Harley, notices she is wearing mourning clothes (from HQR)*

Wait a second.. *uses detective skills*

Joker isn't alive it's- *gets attacked by Clayface*