Dude. You should just give up the smart-ass persona. I had to stop myself from quoting and PM'ing you the most idiotic mistake I've ever seen a person make. (Which you made, obviously)
MelonHead does not give out free Melons.
Crafted by Lillian Thorne, after some aggressive pestering.
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@ where this thread went.
Not even Candlejack wants to touch it anymore.
See?