HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!

[rpg101]

I know, Nex took all of my Canadian jokes like Tyler Durden.

[Reason]

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
What? Oh no, the light bulb is out, I'm scared!

[Evershadow]

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
What? Oh no, the light bulb is out, I'm scared!

Wait, what? You are scared? Or the Canadian? These light bulb jokes have to be made more clear. And funny.


1. A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."



2. An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."


3.What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.

[Rose Swan]

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I'M GONNA ROCK YO BODY TO THE CANADA DAY!!!

[Grif of Hearts]

Rosie. <3

[Azarthes]

Canadians and their silly Canada day.
Fucking adorable.

[Evershadow]

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I'M GONNA ROCK YO BODY TO THE CANADA DAY!!!

[+1]

All jokes aside, I actually quite like Canada. I have a great friend, actually a couple of great friends who are from Canada (and I don't mean just have Canadian roots and were born where I am).

To be honest, making fun of Canada Day SERIOUSLY, and not in a light-hearted manner, just shows another side of American arrogance and ignorance. (Naturally, I can't say all Americans).

[SmexySpiral]

[TripMyHop]

[+1]

All jokes aside, I actually quite like Canada. I have a great friend, actually a couple of great friends who are from Canada (and I don't mean just have Canadian roots and were born where I am).

To be honest, making fun of Canada Day SERIOUSLY, and not in a light-hearted manner, just shows another side of American arrogance and ignorance. (Naturally, I can't say all Americans).

I only do it out of love with my Canadian friends. They know I like their country a lot.

Same as when it's Australian day and I say "happy invasion day!" and get yelled at.

[Evershadow]

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I can do this because I have Canadian friends. *Stern face* Lol, nah, I do like Canada and Canadians, it's just fun to make fun of stuff that is possibly better than you.