I Saw Nex Kissing Santa Claus
Bela woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one sweet box that looked like a some-phallus-shaped-object.
Then Bela noticed that Nex was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Bela thought that she would surprise Nex. Maybe even sneak up behind him and lick him on his sexy butt cheek. That always made Nex bright.
Bela crept longingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sticky lights, and the presents, heaped up lovingly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Nex. Kissing someone.
Bela was so angry, she picked up a banana from a table and threw it softly in the bedroom.
They both looked around.
"Nex, you dejected gerbil!" Bela yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Bela looked and then rubbed her hand and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Nex said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a pink kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Bela said gently. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sweaty."
That seemed reasonable. Bela went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, with the force of a thousand suns. He made Bela's lips feel all puffy.
"You see?" Nex said friskily and Bela saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.