Drabble me!

[SmexySpiral]

Check it out.

I'm Dreaming Of A Chicken Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Chicken sat Chickenly under the chicken, sipping Chicken eggnog.

He looked at the Chicken Chicken hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Chicken had hung it there, just before they looked at each other Chickenly and then fell into each other's arms and Chickened each other's Chicken.

If only I hadn't been so Chicken, Chicken thought, pouring a Chicken amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Chicken might not have got so Chicken and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a Chicken tear and held his Chicken in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a Chicken voice lifted Chickenly up in song.

I'm dreaming of a Chicken Christmas
Just a chickeny chicken of chicken

Chicken ran to the door. It was Chicken, looking Chicken all over with snow.

"I missed you Chickenly," Chicken said. "And I wanted to Chicken your Chicken again."

Chicken hugged Chicken and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Chicken said.

"I think so too," Chicken said and they Chickened each other's Chicken until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Chicken Chicken and lived Chickenly until Chicken got drunk again.

That kinda happened when every blank involved chicken.

[Myyt]

A Rabid Occurrence

Myyt paced up and down, jiggling his face. His very good friend, Mary Sue Some phallus shaped object, had arranged to meet him here in a plane. "I have something spamish to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Some phallus shaped object was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Myyt expected to see her bounce up, her toothless hair streaming behind her and her rambling eyes aglow.

Myyt heard footsteps, but they seemed rather incoherent for a delicate and purple girl like Mary Sue Some phallus shaped object, whose tread was stupid. He turned around and found Smiral staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Smiral said friskily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Myyt had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so angrily. "Mary Sue Some phallus shaped object asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Smiral, his eye began to throb warmly.

"Oh," Smiral said, briskly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Myyt said and caught Smiral by her leg. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Smiral said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a horribly drafted game of mad libs.

From behind a cucumber, Mary Sue Some phallus shaped object watched with a juxtaposed light in her babbling eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Myyt/Smiral". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the bison from extinction.

[SmexySpiral]

I can see so terrible Spam ships coming up.

[Myyt]

I can see so terrible Spam ships coming up.

Don't you love the tale of our tragic romance? Spurred by the whims of Mary Sue Some-Phallus-Shaped-Object?

[SmexySpiral]

I can't tell if it's bad at grammar or if everything's preset to shit. XD

[Myyt]

I can't tell if it's bad at grammar or if everything's preset to shit. XD

I'm gonna write some Bela/Nex fanfic.

[Bela]

Bela paced Seductively back and forth. Flirtatious dread filled her heart. Tony should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my Seductive love, Bela thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Tony had been taken hostage by Racy Neck, a supervillain who had the city in a state of Voluptious terror. Bela fainted dead away, like a love machine that knows all the kinky moves.

When she came to, there was a bump on her thigh and the Flirtatious dread had returned. "Tony, my Horny honey bunny," she cried out Steamily. "What is Racy Neck doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing Lusciously as he licked him in the lips.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Bela remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 whip cream lions, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Bela ordered in a supply of whip cream and set to work, folding lions until her thigh was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last lion when Tony walked in the front door.

"Tony!" Bela screamed and threw herself into Tony's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 whip cream lions and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing on the kitchen counter. She kissed Tony Provocatively on the lips.

"Actually," Tony said, pulling away Naughtily, "I was rescued by the Lovely Strawberry. She's a new superhero in town." Tony sighed. "And she's really Salacious."

The Flirtatious dread came back. "But you're Lustful to be back here with me, right?"

Tony checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Lovely Strawberry for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay Orgiastic, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Bela choked back a sob and started folding another lion. Then she went out and got drunk instead.

I just died.

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I'm gonna write some Bela/Nex fanfic.

I hate you.

[Myyt]

I Saw Nex Kissing Santa Claus

Bela woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one sweet box that looked like a some-phallus-shaped-object.

Then Bela noticed that Nex was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Bela thought that she would surprise Nex. Maybe even sneak up behind him and lick him on his sexy butt cheek. That always made Nex bright.

Bela crept longingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sticky lights, and the presents, heaped up lovingly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Nex. Kissing someone.

Bela was so angry, she picked up a banana from a table and threw it softly in the bedroom.

They both looked around.

"Nex, you dejected gerbil!" Bela yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Bela looked and then rubbed her hand and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Nex said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a pink kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Bela said gently. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sweaty."

That seemed reasonable. Bela went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, with the force of a thousand suns. He made Bela's lips feel all puffy.

"You see?" Nex said friskily and Bela saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

Damn... lips got used in the right context. +1

[SmexySpiral]

^Oh my gawd, I fucking died.

Bela's was fucking perfect.

ERRYBODY, WRITE CRACK FICTION, GUGUGUGUGU.

[Myyt]

To Longingly Lick

Bela and Nex were celebrating a bright Valentine's Day together. Bela had cooked a sweaty dinner and they ate in the bedroom by candlelight.

"My darling," Nex said, stroking Bela's butt cheek, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Bela. "It is but a dejected token of my hot love."

Bela opened the box. Inside was a puffy cucumber! She gazed at it softly. Then she gazed at Nex softly. "It's sticky," Bela said. "Come here and let me lick you."

Just then, a pink crone sprang out of hiding and cackled with the force of a thousand suns. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a sexy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Nex read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other friskily as the crone cackled some more. Bela's lips began to tremble. Then Nex shrugged, pulled out a some-phallus-shaped-object, and hit the crone on her hand. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Bela said and kissed Nex lovingly. "This is a sweet Valentine's Day!"

They gently burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they carressed each other all night long.

BelaxNex never gets old