Originally Posted by
Smash_
Myyt was walking through a drab meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an iridescent little tiger lying under a tree.
Myyt skipped over to see the dear thing and was Thick to find that he was hurt! A fork had pierced his red little arm and he whimpered eagerly with the pain.
"My beautiful little friend," Myyt said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the fork, as hungrily as he could. The tiger cried out and Myyt's heart ached, like a plasters radio.. "You'll be all right," Myyt whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Turtlicious and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Turtlicious up in his arms, Myyt carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Myyt nursed Turtlicious, cleaning his arm and feeding him Wooden spoon-brand tiger chow.
On the eighth night, Turtlicious climbed into bed with Myyt. He burrowed under the covers and salty kicked Myyt's pelvis. It made Myyt giggle and he cuddled close to Turtlicious, stroking his leg and singing lovely to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Myyt hurried home so he could curl up with Turtlicious. It gave him a Steamy feeling whenever Turtlicious kicked his pelvis.
Then one night, Turtlicious looked up at Myyt and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a Hot prince."
Myyt screamed lustfully, he was so surprised. How could a tiger talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Turtlicious said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Myyt said and kissed Turtlicious on his leg. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a Hot prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Turtlicious," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Myyt said.
"See?" Turtlicious said and showed Myyt the scar from the fork on his arm. Then he kissed Myyt and they tumbled like a boss and did a lot of very sparkling things, some of them involving a Creamy rolling pin.
"I love you," Turtlicious said when they were done. Myyt clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Turtlicious had stashed away.
And if Turtlicious didn't know about Myyt's visits to the tiger sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
This is so fucked up.
Squee, that was awesome.
Reply With Quote
