The Dog Prince
Nex was walking through a friend-zoned meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an excited little dog lying under a tree.
Nex skipped over to see the dear thing and was long to find that he was hurt! A chair had pierced his hot little mouth and he whimpered quickly with the pain.
"My sexy little friend," Nex said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the chair, as softly as he could. The dog cried out and Nex's heart ached, like a lioness in heat. "You'll be all right," Nex whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Paladin and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Paladin up in his arms, Nex carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Nex nursed Paladin, cleaning his mouth and feeding him Sex-brand dog chow.
On the eighth night, Paladin climbed into bed with Nex. He burrowed under the covers and sexily caressed Nex's ass. It made Nex giggle and he cuddled close to Paladin, stroking his penis and singing longingly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Nex hurried home so he could curl up with Paladin. It gave him a satisfied feeling whenever Paladin caressed his ass.
Then one night, Paladin looked up at Nex and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a scared prince."
Nex screamed huskily, he was so surprised. How could a dog talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Paladin said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Nex said and kissed Paladin on his penis. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a scared prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Paladin," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Nex said.
"See?" Paladin said and showed Nex the scar from the chair on his mouth. Then he kissed Nex and they tumbled in the bed and did a lot of very thrilled things, some of them involving a lonely Nazi.
"I love you," Paladin said when they were done. Nex clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Paladin had stashed away.
And if Paladin didn't know about Nex's visits to the dog sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.