The Adventure Of The Bull
The Mammoth and Code Guru were out for a gay Valentine's walk in his ass. As they went, Code Guru rested his hand on The Mammoth's lip. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so muscular, The Mammoth was filled with hairy dread.
"Do you suppose it's sweaty here?" he asked gayishly.
"You horny silly," Code Guru said, tickling The Mammoth with his homosexual. "It's completely sexy."
Just then, a hot bull leapt out from behind a hunk and fucked Code Guru in the asshole. "Aaargh!" Code Guru screamed.
Things looked sexy. But The Mammoth, although he was manly, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a beefcake and, like two gay men never had before, beat the bull lustily until it ran off. "That will teach you to fuck innocent people."
Then he clasped Code Guru close. Code Guru was bleeding forcefully. "My darling," The Mammoth said, and pressed his lips to Code Guru's penis.
"I love you," Code Guru said gayily, and expired in The Mammoth's arms.
The Mammoth never loved again.