^Yours makes so much sense. XD
My OTP is so perfect.
The Dog Prince
Rose was walking through a ALL OF MY ORGASMS meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a sexy little dog lying under a tree.
Rose skipped over to see the dear thing and was delicious to find that he was hurt! A scented candles had pierced his sweaty little dem tits and he whimpered hawtly with the pain.
"My hawt little friend," Rose said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the scented candles, as hawtly as she could. The dog cried out and Rose's heart ached, like damn guuuuuuuuurl you too fine. "You'll be all right," Rose whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Nex and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Nex up in her arms, Rose carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Rose nursed Nex, cleaning his dem tits and feeding him Dildo-brand dog chow.
On the eighth night, Nex climbed into bed with Rose. He burrowed under the covers and hawtly exploded Rose's dat ass. It made Rose giggle and she cuddled close to Nex, stroking his them lips and singing hawtly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Rose hurried home so she could curl up with Nex. It gave her a hawt feeling whenever Nex exploded her dat ass.
Then one night, Nex looked up at Rose and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a hnnnng prince."
Rose screamed hawtly, she was so surprised. How could a dog talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Nex said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Rose said and kissed Nex on his them lips. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a hnnnng prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Nex," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Rose said.
"See?" Nex said and showed Rose the scar from the scented candles on his dem tits. Then he kissed Rose and they tumbled under a full moon and did a lot of very hawt things, some of them involving a sexy bed.
"I love you," Nex said when they were done. Rose clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Nex had stashed away.
And if Nex didn't know about Rose's visits to the dog sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.