Drabble me!

[Bela]

On the kitchen counter, Bela licked her strawberry. She had been busy with the strawberry for hours and now wanted nothing more than a Seductive cuddle or a Horny massage from her lover Tony.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her Orgiastic Tony appeared at the door, grinning Naughtily.

"Put down the strawberry," Tony said Steamily. "Unless you want me to caress that strawberry on your thigh."

Bela put down the strawberry. She was Flirtatious. She had never seen Tony so Racy before and it made her Lustful.

Tony picked up the strawberry, then withdrew a chocolate from his neck. "Don't be so Flirtatious," Tony said with a Racy grimace. "A lion bit my lips this morning, and everything became Salacious. Now with this strawberry and this chocolate I can Steamily rule the world!"

Bela clutched her Lovely lips Provocatively. This was her lover, her Orgiastic Tony, now staring at her with a Racy neck.

"Fight it!" Bela shouted. "The lion just wants the strawberry for his own Orgiastic devices! He doesn't love you, not the Seductive way I do!"

Bela could see Tony trembling Provocatively. Bela reached out her thigh and touched Tony's neck Steamily. She was Orgiastic, so Orgiastic, but she knew only her Lovely love for Tony would break the lion's spell.

Sure enough, Tony dropped the strawberry with a thunk. "Oh, Bela," he squealed. "I'm so Seductive, can you ever forgive me?"

But Bela had already moved on the kitchen counter. Like a love machine that knows all the kinky moves, she pressed her thigh into Tony's neck. And as they fell together in a Salacious fit of love, the strawberry lay on the floor, Lustful and forgotten.

I like this one. Like so fucking much.

[SmexySpiral]

^Yours makes so much sense. XD

My OTP is so perfect.

NEX/ROSE

The Dog Prince

Rose was walking through a ALL OF MY ORGASMS meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a sexy little dog lying under a tree.

Rose skipped over to see the dear thing and was delicious to find that he was hurt! A scented candles had pierced his sweaty little dem tits and he whimpered hawtly with the pain.

"My hawt little friend," Rose said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the scented candles, as hawtly as she could. The dog cried out and Rose's heart ached, like damn guuuuuuuuurl you too fine. "You'll be all right," Rose whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Nex and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Nex up in her arms, Rose carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Rose nursed Nex, cleaning his dem tits and feeding him Dildo-brand dog chow.

On the eighth night, Nex climbed into bed with Rose. He burrowed under the covers and hawtly exploded Rose's dat ass. It made Rose giggle and she cuddled close to Nex, stroking his them lips and singing hawtly to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Rose hurried home so she could curl up with Nex. It gave her a hawt feeling whenever Nex exploded her dat ass.

Then one night, Nex looked up at Rose and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a hnnnng prince."

Rose screamed hawtly, she was so surprised. How could a dog talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Nex said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Rose said and kissed Nex on his them lips. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a hnnnng prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Nex," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Rose said.

"See?" Nex said and showed Rose the scar from the scented candles on his dem tits. Then he kissed Rose and they tumbled under a full moon and did a lot of very hawt things, some of them involving a sexy bed.

"I love you," Nex said when they were done. Rose clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Nex had stashed away.

And if Nex didn't know about Rose's visits to the dog sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

[Myyt]

^Yours makes so much sense. XD

My OTP is so perfect.

NEX/ROSE

The Dog Prince

Rose was walking through a ALL OF MY ORGASMS meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a sexy little dog lying under a tree.

Rose skipped over to see the dear thing and was delicious to find that he was hurt! A scented candles had pierced his sweaty little dem tits and he whimpered hawtly with the pain.

"My hawt little friend," Rose said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the scented candles, as hawtly as she could. The dog cried out and Rose's heart ached, like damn guuuuuuuuurl you too fine. "You'll be all right," Rose whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Nex and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Nex up in her arms, Rose carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Rose nursed Nex, cleaning his dem tits and feeding him Dildo-brand dog chow.

On the eighth night, Nex climbed into bed with Rose. He burrowed under the covers and hawtly exploded Rose's dat ass. It made Rose giggle and she cuddled close to Nex, stroking his them lips and singing hawtly to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Rose hurried home so she could curl up with Nex. It gave her a hawt feeling whenever Nex exploded her dat ass.

Then one night, Nex looked up at Rose and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a hnnnng prince."

Rose screamed hawtly, she was so surprised. How could a dog talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Nex said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Rose said and kissed Nex on his them lips. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a hnnnng prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Nex," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Rose said.

"See?" Nex said and showed Rose the scar from the scented candles on his dem tits. Then he kissed Rose and they tumbled under a full moon and did a lot of very hawt things, some of them involving a sexy bed.

"I love you," Nex said when they were done. Rose clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Nex had stashed away.

And if Nex didn't know about Rose's visits to the dog sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

Nex: exploding dat ass since 1995

[SmexySpiral]

Nex: exploding dat ass since 1995

*1996

And shit, when it go to that part, I fucking lol'd so bad. XD

[Myyt]

I'm Dreaming Of A Pink Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Bela sat softly in the bedroom, sipping dejected eggnog.

She looked at the hot cucumber hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Nex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other friskily and then fell into each other's arms and carressed each other's butt cheek.

If only I hadn't been so sweet, Bela thought, pouring a sticky amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Nex might not have got so bright and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a puffy tear and held her hand in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sexy voice lifted gently up in song.


I'm dreaming of a pink Christmas

Just with the force of a thousand suns


Bela ran to the door. It was Nex, looking sweaty all over with snow.

"I missed you lovingly," Nex said. "And I wanted to lick your butt cheek again."

Bela hugged Nex and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Nex said.

"I think so too," Bela said and they carressed each other's butt cheek until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted gerbil lips and lived longingly until Bela got drunk again.

Bela loves licking Nex's butt cheek apparently

[SmexySpiral]

To Hawtly Screw

Rose and Nex were celebrating a sweaty Valentine's Day together. Rose had cooked a hnnnng dinner and they ate under a full moon by candlelight.

"My darling," Nex said, stroking Rose's dem tits, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Rose. "It is but a hawt token of my ALL OF MY ORGASMS love."

Rose opened the box. Inside was a delicious bed! She gazed at it hawtly. Then she gazed at Nex hawtly. "It's sexy," Rose said. "Come here and let me screw you."

Just then, a sexy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like damn guuuuuuuuurl you too fine. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a hawt voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Nex read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other hawtly as the crone cackled some more. Rose's them lips began to tremble. Then Nex shrugged, pulled out a scented candles, and hit the crone on her dat ass. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Rose said and kissed Nex hawtly. "This is a hawt Valentine's Day!"

They hawtly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they exploded each other all night long.

...

LOLOLOLOLOL, INCEST.

[Bela]

Hell, Mutt, you have a one-way ticket. So do you Meg.

[Myyt]

Hell, Mutt, you have a one-way ticket. So do you Meg.

Bring it.

[SmexySpiral]

Hell, Mutt, you have a one-way ticket. So do you Meg.

To hell?

I'm okay with this. :3

THIS IS QUALITY LITERATURE RIGHT HERE.

[Bela]

by William Shakespeare

Enter Megan

Eric appears above at a window

Megan:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the killer whale, and Eric is the pussy cat.
Arise, motherfucker pussy cat, and lick the idiotic libido.
See, how he leans his ass upon his thigh!
O, that I were a glove upon that thigh,
That I might touch that ass!

Eric:
O Megan, Megan! wherefore art thou Megan?
What's in a name? That which we call a colon
By any other name would smell as kinky
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a retard on Ecstasy."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove judgy.

Megan:
Swain, by yonder idiotic libido I swear
That tips ON A BOAT the killer tomato--

Eric:
O, swear not by the libido, the loving libido,
That huskily changes in its retarded orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise retarded.
Sweet, smelly night! A thousand times smelly night!
Parting is such terrorist looking sorrow,
That I shall say smelly night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Megan:
Sleep dwell upon thine ass, peace in thy thigh!
Would I were sleep and peace, so lustfully to rest!
smoothly will I to my motherfucker colon's cell,
Its help to lick, and my kinky colon to tell.