Drabble me!

[Kyuki]

The Adventure Of The Horse

Kyuki and Myyt were out for a White Valentine's walk On the table. As they went, Myyt rested his hand on Kyuki's penis. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so american, Kyuki was filled with sexy dread.

"Do you suppose it's nice here?" she asked Lovely.

"You smart silly," Myyt said, tickling Kyuki with his president. "It's completely Beautiful."

Just then, a nice Horse leapt out from behind a House and Slapped Myyt in the eye. "Aaargh!" Myyt screamed.

Things looked hot. But Kyuki, although she was Funny, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a city and, An eye for an eye, beat the Horse slowly until it ran off. "That will teach you to kick innocent people."

Then she clasped Myyt close. Myyt was bleeding badly. "My darling," Kyuki said, and pressed her lips to Myyt's Boob.

"I love you," Myyt said together, and expired in Kyuki's arms.

Kyuki never loved again.

Lmfao :').

[Grif of Hearts]

That was so hawt.

fapsterschlick

[Kyuki]

I love how it knew I have the penis and Myyt has the boobs .

[Grif of Hearts]

Myyt has no boobs.

Just a rapeable ass.

[Sora]

The Battle For The Camera

At the beach, Sora defenestrated her camera. She had been busy with the camera for hours and now wanted nothing more than an envious cuddle or a red massage from her lover Sophi.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her fluffy Sophi appeared at the door, grinning Germanly.

"Put down the camera," Sophi said perkily. "Unless you want me to defenestrate that camera on your calf."

Sora put down the camera. She was superfluous. She had never seen Sophi so radiant before and it made her redundant.

Sophi picked up the camera, then withdrew a hat from his chest. "Don't be so superfluous," Sophi said with a radiant grimace. "A fish bit my chin this morning, and everything became engorged. Now with this camera and this hat I can perkily rule the world!"

Sora clutched her superficial chin arousingly. This was her lover, her fluffy Sophi, now staring at her with a radiant chest.

"Fight it!" Sora shouted. "The fish just wants the camera for his own fluffy devices! He doesn't love you, not the envious way I do!"

Sora could see Sophi trembling arousingly. Sora reached out her calf and touched Sophi's chest perkily. She was fluffy, so fluffy, but she knew only her superficial love for Sophi would break the fish's spell.

Sure enough, Sophi dropped the camera with a thunk. "Oh, Sora," he squealed. "I'm so envious, can you ever forgive me?"

But Sora had already moved at the beach. As salmon that swims upstream to lay its eggs, she pressed her calf into Sophi's chest. And as they fell together in an engorged fit of love, the camera lay on the floor, redundant and forgotten.

SOPHA Forever

[Sophistikit]

SOPHA Forever

That was fucking beautiful.

[Darkdrago666]

Need more terrible spam fiction.

[SmexySpiral]

Bumping because reasons.

I'm Dreaming Of A Tasty Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Powertits sat Hawtly under my ass, sipping Unf eggnog.

He looked at the Sexy Door hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Nignog had hung it there, just before they looked at each other Hawtly and then fell into each other's arms and raped each other's Ass.

If only I hadn't been so Flashy, Powertits thought, pouring a Neurotic amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Nignog might not have got so Hawt and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a Heroic tear and held his Tits in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a Lovely voice lifted Hawtly up in song.


I'm dreaming of a Tasty Christmas

Just like a penis in Tit Town.



Powertits ran to the door. It was Nignog, looking Crazy all over with snow.

"I missed you hawtly," Nignog said. "And I wanted to rape your Ass again."

Powertits hugged Nignog and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Nignog said.

"I think so too," Powertits said and they raped each other's Ass until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted deer Mangina and lived hawtly until Powertits got drunk again.

[Darkdrago666]

I'm dreaming of a Tasty Christmas

Just like a penis in Tit Town.

[Kill Bones]

Silly Love

Smiral finished packing. Ever since Drabble-Matic, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Smiral had been fuckable.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing died her, all was beautiful. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in the alleyway to become a sideways chair.

Just then, there was a crazy knock at the door. Smiral opened it and stood there slowly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her ass.

When Smiral came to, Drabble-Matic was holding her tits and looking gaping. "My love," Drabble-Matic said swiftly, "I'm sorry for the sexy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a horny island for the last ten years, living like some metaphoric bullshit. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my hair in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Smiral could hardly believe her Drabble-Matic had returned. "I will always love you, hair or no hair. Besides, you can cover it up with a dungeon."

They embraced huskily and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was hot.






I regret everything and nothing at the same time.