Reply With QuoteBecause I speak lewdly to your woman...
-draws Kate close to him and brandishes his gun-
You speak lewdly to my woman... and you talk of cupcakes when I talk of breasts... and.... you have a gun, and I have no gun... why was I threatening you again?
It is for people like me that, on the eighth day, God said," Let there be firearms."
And God saith unto him,"And here is my Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not get caught."
To those that dare take me too seriously, I say," I am the living proof that God hath a sense of humor!"
Because I speak lewdly to your woman...
-draws Kate close to him and brandishes his gun-
Taking me seriously is generally discouraged, mostly because even I don't take me seriously.
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams-
When you touch my woman, I go to my brother's house, and get his AK-47a, so back off, my friend... before I have to bury you...
It is for people like me that, on the eighth day, God said," Let there be firearms."
And God saith unto him,"And here is my Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not get caught."
To those that dare take me too seriously, I say," I am the living proof that God hath a sense of humor!"
You will not have time, you see, for my chopper... has arrived!
-suddenly has a monocle and an evil moustache and a fancy-but-evil suit-
So long, Bane!
-with Kate in his clutches, steps onto the ladder thrown down from the chopper-
Taking me seriously is generally discouraged, mostly because even I don't take me seriously.
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams-
You are a disgrace to the French:Originally Posted by Red Beret
Oh huh huh! Le Rouge reçoit le meilleur de les mondes deux ! Qu'est-ce qu'un homme simple a fait pour mériter gentillesse de l'autre homme ?
I swear, I was only trying to practice... I had no idea that I actually knew how to say all of that. O_O (except for the verb "to deserve," I had to wordreference.com that)
Do you speak Portuguese or Spanish, Red & Deamon? I figured that, being from Brazil, it's a possibility you speak one or both on top of English. :3
EDIT: Hey, Deamon, you can have me if you like... I may not replace Kate, but I am hella good in the sack.As an Asexual man, willing to give up that Asexuality, I know what I'm doing. XD
-calls down from chopper-
I don't know how to speak anything. I just know how to talk in a crappy accent!
Taking me seriously is generally discouraged, mostly because even I don't take me seriously.
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams-
THIS SHIT is funny.
Wait... Red... O_O *Looks up* Fuck you, Bane, Red has a sexy stache and a suit now! He's classy! TAKE ME WITH YOOOUUU!!! D,:
Scout - when did you become a homo? O.o
I speak Portuguese and Spanish....
Edit: Red is a Pajero....
It is for people like me that, on the eighth day, God said," Let there be firearms."
And God saith unto him,"And here is my Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not get caught."
To those that dare take me too seriously, I say," I am the living proof that God hath a sense of humor!"
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