The catacombs stunk of dust and death, the two scents intertwining seamlessly into a dry effluvium. I wrinkle my nose, thinking of how the dust coating the place would ruin my adorable red flare pants! I just got these yesterday, with the adorable bunny print running up the sides in a contrasting blue, mmm I feel like a reverse Super Man. Man, do I feel pretty in these! But...wait. Never mind. I chuckle and walk through the dark catacombs, where the candles once lit for loved ones long since burnt away leaving melted stubs with waxy rivers running down the holders. I leave no footprints in the layers of filth covering the floor. My passage is traceless, as it has always been.
Now...where should I go today? What could there possibly be to do in this castle? I chuckle again at the thought of all the things that could go on here. I mean, the possibilities are endless--castles never really grow old. There's always more to discover, more to do. Plenty to keep someone occupied, which comes in handy. I grow incredibly bored sometimes, I really do.
Slowly, I traverse the catacombs, drawing closer and closer to the exit. Oh, how I despise these catacombs! They are so large, and sprawl so..so...unattractively! I mean, they could've planned it a bit better, instead of making them look like some ugly winding thing, they could've made the plans into a..flower...or a cute puppy or something. Ooo, a rainbow! Rainbow designs are so in! Maybe that should be the next outfit I get...something with rainbows. Would certainly bring out my eyes...
I jerk to a stop and make myself still when I hear a scritching noise. A rat squeaks as it twists its body out of a tiny hole in one of the crypts to my right, and I snicker as it scuttles away. Vermin overrun the catacombs, and I normally leave them alone. The rats and spiders generally stay out of my way, and the bats are just adorable! But those damn beetles, I kill every one I see. Those are icky, and bugs don't deserve to live. That's my philosophy on life, anyway. Ha, life. Now that's a funny one! I just crack myself up sometimes.