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[Rilla]

If I was mod, this would be my banning criteria:

1. Stupidity - Immediately, 90% of you are gone.
   
2. Manipulation - Mostly because you all suck at it.
   
3. Attention Whoring - We don't need your kind.
   
4. Having a bolded name - Current mods, get out.
   
5. Being white - You've had your fun. Now get back to the corporate buildings aka the new Plantations
   
6. Stupidity - See one
   
7. Fail-trolling - Let's be honest, a good troll is entertainment. If you suck, you get banned.
   
8. Being a white knight - They won't bang you, ever.
   
9. Bitching/Moaning - Cowboy the fuck up.
   
10. Taking spam srs. - Get a life.
    
11. If you're asexual - I don't believe in your kind.
    
12. loljailbait - No jail time for e-sex

If you notice E-arguments are not on this list. Why? Because when you flame each other, it's hilarious. Now, to the pit where I will watch you flame each other.

Also, tits or GTFO.

Also, this HP sex thing would happen:


Oh, my bad. I'll bring it back, and then put my wand Sword of Gryffindor in your sorting hat, after drinking from your Goblet of Fire, until your Chamber of Secrets, makes me blow a Sorcerers Stone in your Deathly Hallows, while we're at the Order of the Phoenix. That might produce a Half-Blood Prince, who hopefully won't becoming a Prisoner of Azkaban.

[Mr. Coltrane]

If I was mod, this would be my banning criteria:



Also, this HP sex thing would happen:


Oh, my bad. I'll bring it back, and then put my wand Sword of Gryffindor in your sorting hat, after drinking from your Goblet of Fire, until your Chamber of Secrets, makes me blow a Sorcerers Stone in your Deathly Hallows, while we're at the Order of the Phoenix. That might produce a Half-Blood Prince, who hopefully won't becoming a Prisoner of Azkaban.

Glad #5 doesn't apply to me.

[Rilla]

Some of the others might though, so you'd probably end up banned. :3

[UnendingEmpire]

Awesome, I'm still in
And I'm too Easternized for you to determine if I'm really white or yellow before seeing me in person >;D

[Rilla]

I can take a guess and still ban you. :3

[Mr. Coltrane]

Some of the others might though, so you'd probably end up banned. :3

That Bitching/Moaning part is going to be a bitch for me. Whelp, better get to bitching/moaning about that.

[Rilla]

That Bitching/Moaning part is going to be a bitch for me. Whelp, better get to bitching/moaning about that.

BAN

[Alphakoka]

BAN

Psh, go die in a ditch you call home, Rilla.

[Rilla]

Psh, go die in a ditch you called home, Rilla.

I don't wanna die in your mom's vagina.

So

BAN

[Mr. Coltrane]

BAN

FML!