Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 11 to 14 of 14

Thread: I want to get into Mount & Blade

  1. #11
    Shield of the Imperium Omega's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    14,688
    My best outhouse moment was when we trapped 3 brits in there, we set up around 15 guys in line formation, knocked the door down and fired into it.

    That was how the orgy died.

    “Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the Imperial Guard, and your doom is upon you. "

  2. #12
    Jesus Plays Chess Ozymandias's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Leaving Jesusland
    Posts
    20,318
    Quote Originally Posted by Omega View Post
    That was how the orgy died.
    Talk about explosive sex.
    "And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"


  3. #13
    The Price of a Mile rpg101's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Posts
    5,686
    Quote Originally Posted by Ozymandias View Post
    Talk about explosive sex.

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow;
    Between the crosses, row on row;
    That mark our place; and in the sky;
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly;
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.


  4. #14
    Shield of the Imperium Omega's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    14,688
    Now I wish we had used a cannon instead.

    “Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the Imperial Guard, and your doom is upon you. "

Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •