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    I am very passionate on bug genocide.

    That being said, I would totes scream like a bitch if even the smallest insect got into my house.

    You know that moment when you know you can do something, but are just paralyzed by fear of what may go wrong?

    Yeah, that’s how I feel every time I’m holding a tissue over a bug. I’m afraid it’ll dodge and lunge at me…



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    And then you chopped Dicklesworth into spider sized bites and grew your own giant spider steed?
    You know.
    If you did kill dicklesworth
    Could I get into trouble for telling you to do so?
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
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    Never, you say?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Azarthes View Post
    And then you chopped Dicklesworth into spider sized bites and grew your own giant spider steed?
    You know.
    If you did kill dicklesworth
    Could I get into trouble for telling you to do so?
    Yes.
    To both questions.


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    There could have been a number of far less romantic things that could of happened after sex.

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    One night me and Kymbo were asleep, and I woke up to him shrieking and flailing which in turn made me freak out. Freak out first, ask questions later. Turns out a bird eating spider was up for an unrequited threesome.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nereid View Post
    One night me and Kymbo were asleep, and I woke up to him shrieking and flailing which in turn made me freak out. Freak out first, ask questions later. Turns out a bird eating spider was up for an unrequited threesome.

    fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyouihatespiderssomuch




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    Quote Originally Posted by HaloAssault View Post
    fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyouihatespiderssomuch
    Did someone say spider?






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