Game: Bored of Zombies
Employee Registration Form
Tee Vee Tropes
Date Of Birth:
As an Employee of McDonalds I realize I will be working in a hazardous environment. I accept that I do not have the right to claim compensation from my Employer, McDonalds should I fall victim to an accident in the workplace. Such accidents include but are not limited to,
Attacked by a John.
Attacked by a Jane.
Shot in the head.
Slips and Falls.
Poor Tee, was born at an extremely young age (like most people) but instead of having a normal (as normal as you can in this day and age) upbringing he became enamoured with fiction. Like really enamoured
... Like that's all his life
is about now
. Tee may have been cursed by his name
but during his short eighteen
years of life on this planet, he has been trying his absolute best
to live through as many tropes
as possible. Be it good or bad. Which has caused quite a few problems in his life. Things like trying to get his parents to abuse him
, trying to marry
as many of his childhood friends
In fact most of Tee's life has been him trying to find the call
to adventure, searching for an enemy,
and even trying to become evil
himself. (Un?) Fortunately Tee's attempts to become a protagonist
have all been huge failures. Still to this day Tee
has not given up and had now applied to McDonalds and is waiting
- Broken Every Single Bone in the Body
- Exception: The Left Forearm
I realize that by withholding any information about my Biography or Medical History that my Employer may find important or funny will result in the termination of this contract.
Employees will be paid in spoils, 60/40 to McDonalds.
Sign Here, Tee Vee Tropes