Game: Bored of Zombies
McDonalds
Employee Registration Form
Name:
Tee Vee Tropes
Date Of Birth:
07/30/2794
As an Employee of McDonalds I realize I will be working in a hazardous environment. I accept that I do not have the right to claim compensation from my Employer, McDonalds should I fall victim to an accident in the workplace. Such accidents include but are not limited to,
Attacked by a John.
Attacked by a Jane.
Shot in the head.
Slips and Falls.
Appearance:
Biography:
Poor Tee, was born at an extremely young age (like most people) but instead of having a normal (as normal as you can in this day and age) upbringing he became enamoured with fiction. Like really
enamoured... Like that's all his
life is about
now. Tee may have been cursed by his
name but during his short
eighteen years of life on this planet, he has been trying his absolute
best to live through as many
tropes as possible. Be it good or bad. Which has caused quite a few problems in his life. Things like trying to get his parents to
abuse him, trying to
marry as many of his
childhood friends as possible.
In fact most of Tee's life has been him trying to find the
call to adventure, searching for an
enemy, and even trying to become
evil himself. (Un?) Fortunately Tee's attempts to become a
protagonist have all been huge failures. Still to this day
Tee has not given up and had now applied to McDonalds and is
waiting for
adventure!
Medical History:
- Broken Every Single Bone in the Body
- Exception: The Left Forearm
- Escapism
I realize that by withholding any information about my Biography or Medical History that my Employer may find important or funny will result in the termination of this contract.
Employees will be paid in spoils, 60/40 to McDonalds.
Sign Here, Tee Vee Tropes
Date: 28/10/2712