Since I am a whore.

[Kitten Swag]

Of course, ky, you would choose the pussy.

Omnomnomnom

[Valcherion]

1) You're not blond.

2) You're not exactly as slim as these Barbies.

Statement is invalid. Now fuck off.

[SmexySpiral]

1) You're not blond.

2) You're not exactly as slim as these Barbies.

Statement is invalid. Now fuck off.

Woah, there's no need.

[Beatrix]

Omnomnomnom

That is what the beaver heard.

[Kyuki]

Of course, ky, you would choose the pussy.

Aye, what can I say. I like the pussy. He is just irresistible.

1) You're not blond.

2) You're not exactly as slim as these Barbies.

Statement is invalid. Now fuck off.

You don't know my natural hair color.

[Beatrix]

Aye, what can I say. I like the pussy. He is just irresistible.

You don't know my natural hair color.

Eyebrows are brown. You can't have naturally blonde hair with brown eyebrows. Unless you died those too.

[Valcherion]

Woah, there's no need.

That's the exact category for getting a medal of honor/valor.

I'm a fucking hero to assholes everywhere.

[SmexySpiral]

Eyebrows are brown. You can't have naturally blonde hair with brown eyebrows. Unless you died those too.

What?

I have lighter hair and darker eyebrows. I thought the eyebrows thing was bullshit.

[Kyuki]

Eyebrows are brown. You can't have naturally blonde hair with brown eyebrows. Unless you died those too.

SHHH YOU'RE GIVING AWAY MY SECRET THAT THIS BROWN ISN'T MY REAL HAIR!!! >.>
<.<
Shit.

[Beatrix]

What?

I have lighter hair and darker eyebrows. I thought the eyebrows thing was bullshit.

My hair naturally went to chestnut as I got older, but I got black eyebrows. But it just wouldn't make sense if she has super dark eyebrows and platinum hair.

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