Well, since I'm getting all kinds of love in this thread, I guess I'll make a list too.
The List of Spam People Jorick Likes
Sophistikit - Similar sense of humor to me, great taste in music, and a respectable lack of fucks given. Via lots of time chatting in TC and tons of random posts in Spam I've found that we also have a lot of similar opinions on things and similar outlooks on life. Oh, and you also make great art, which I'm super jealous of; so much time wasted in that whiteboard man... If you weren't Canadian you'd be as close to a 100% awesome person as it's humanly possible to be.
Myyt - One of the first people who amused me in Spam, as well as in TC. Spent hours hanging out in spam and talking with people there, and Myyt was often around and saying all sorts of funny shit. He sometimes seems to have an extra large stick up his ass, but that's okay, everyone is allowed to be butthurt sometimes.
TripMyHop - Always ready with a snarky quip and/or gif, frequently shares good music, and usually has good intelligent input whenever a serious discussion comes up. Never stop being fabulous.
Turtlicious - Always helpful with shit, always trying to bring new entertainment to the community with LPs and games and things. You're creepy sometimes, but that's part of your charm. Necrophilia is a weird hobby, but I accept you as you are.
BlueRose - I used to not even notice you on the forum (fuckin ghosts), but then LoL lobby chats happened and I realized you were also fun and amusing despite being less outrageously silly than most Spam folks. You're also one of the more level-headed members of Spam, which is something I can appreciate. Oh, and you coined "Whorick," which is still my favorite nickname ever, so extra points for that.
Esper - You used to be that person who lurked in TC without saying much, but then came the night when chat was pretty quite and we had a nice discussion about video games. Over time it became apparent that you weren't just a lurker, you're an intelligent person who doesn't bother posting frivolities, instead popping in as you see fit with witty and/or cynical humor or well thought out additions to the discussion at hand. You're not a very verbose presence in Spam, but you're one of my favorites anyway.
Scribz - Mostly for your humor and your huge posts of sage Scottish wisdom, but also dat accent. Unf.
SmexySpiral - Another person I started liking via talking on TC. Your music is shit and your mic is fucking awful, but you're still an amusing person in your own strange way. Strange is a good thing in this context by the way, fuck normal people. Also, a lot of things you say make me a little nostalgic because my middle school friends used to talk in a similar fashion, so that's kinda neat. I forgot were I was going with this, so yeah.
The List of Spam People Jorick Likes But Not Enough To Write a Paragraph About
Kangaroo - cause he left, so fuck it

Foxes - same even though he didn't really leave
Rose Swan - special mention for making my current set
Jster
Ace
Card
KuroTenshi
HerzinthTheDark
Rilla
Bela
Ozymandias
Torment Pain
Drago
Kill Bones
SherlockHolmes
Guru
Grif
The List of Spam People Jorick Hates
NatsumeHack - Because you wanted to be on a list.
And now I've expended my feels limit for the month. Back to being a cynical cunt.