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09-19-2012 #11
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Originally Posted by Atlas Graveyard

Practice and you'll get faster

I thought it went the other way around

WOAH

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Fuck that shit. Real Life is total crap. Most people who play can't switch out of Hardcore mode and are always starving to death or being killed and lose all of their shit. All of the rich little pussies who got their accounts with millions of GP already on them just sit back and don't do a damn thing.

Meanwhile I have to fucking slay White-Collar the demon wolf-bear just so I can fucking sell the materials to pay for the cost of a bed at the Inn and get myself more goddamn food so I don't die of starvation and lose all of the Experience points I've built up!

Originally Posted by Sora

02:33:20 Sora puts his vagina in irish's penis

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

YOU TOO. YOU'RE THE BEST AND I DEFINITELY DON'T DISLIKE YOU AT ALL CUZ THAT'S HOW THE BEST YOU ARE

Originally Posted by Memory

I did a double negative once, wasn't very attractive.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I just choked on a fucking oreo. Myyt, you're a fucking genious.

Originally Posted by Tarin

<Tarin> No Google is the jealous, crazy, obsessive girlfriend that you really don't want to talk to anymore but she knows all the answers so you're like forced to associate with her, and she's really popular so ugh.

Originally Posted by Vanquished

Dammit....I have a pact that I have to take a shit when that song plays.

*searches fridge*

I have vodka. Ok then. Bottoms up!

Originally Posted by Bela

3. >.> I'm going to pretend you mean ice cream. Less than a second. That shit is too cold to keep in my mouth longer than a second.

Originally Posted by Turt

I've fucked socks older than you

Originally Posted by midorihana

It's like sex, but better.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

To your comments about the Whore "Theme" of Spam.

K. Spam DOES NOT HAVE a THEME. The THEME of Spam is Motherfucking SPAM. There is no essence or category or subject or any of that bullshit. Spam is the place where a bunch of cray-ass writers come to procrastinate, and we call it a Community. A family, if you will. Think of your family. There's probably a couple sluts. Some jailbait. One guy everyone hates but tolerates. A black guy maybe. Some nerdy people, some not-so-nerdy people. Maybe a playwright, maybe a guy who thinks he's some twisted ruler of a species of birds, maybe a Scottish guy who draws on a tablet a lot and parties like it's 1985, and maybe that one guy who's just really fucking annoying and so much so that he eventually just gets kicked out.

There is no theme in a family. There is not one prominent thing in every family member, except DNA, but not even that because marriage and stuff.

Understand? K? K.

TL;DR, you don't like sex and drugs and nerdy shit and rage comics and smart people and dumb people and kids and adults and scots and brits and hicks and stuck-up New Englanders and Canadians and whores and prudes and every fucking other thing under the sun? DON'T LET THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

Kay, I'm done <3
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09-19-2012 #12
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Originally Posted by Myyt

I thought it went the other way around

MelonHead does not give out free Melons.
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Originally Posted by Myyt

I thought it went the other way around

What, faster, and you'll get practice?

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

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09-19-2012 #14
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Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

What, faster, and you'll get practice?

Or with practice it'll take longer

WOAH

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Fuck that shit. Real Life is total crap. Most people who play can't switch out of Hardcore mode and are always starving to death or being killed and lose all of their shit. All of the rich little pussies who got their accounts with millions of GP already on them just sit back and don't do a damn thing.

Meanwhile I have to fucking slay White-Collar the demon wolf-bear just so I can fucking sell the materials to pay for the cost of a bed at the Inn and get myself more goddamn food so I don't die of starvation and lose all of the Experience points I've built up!

Originally Posted by Sora

02:33:20 Sora puts his vagina in irish's penis

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

YOU TOO. YOU'RE THE BEST AND I DEFINITELY DON'T DISLIKE YOU AT ALL CUZ THAT'S HOW THE BEST YOU ARE

Originally Posted by Memory

I did a double negative once, wasn't very attractive.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I just choked on a fucking oreo. Myyt, you're a fucking genious.

Originally Posted by Tarin

<Tarin> No Google is the jealous, crazy, obsessive girlfriend that you really don't want to talk to anymore but she knows all the answers so you're like forced to associate with her, and she's really popular so ugh.

Originally Posted by Vanquished

Dammit....I have a pact that I have to take a shit when that song plays.

*searches fridge*

I have vodka. Ok then. Bottoms up!

Originally Posted by Bela

3. >.> I'm going to pretend you mean ice cream. Less than a second. That shit is too cold to keep in my mouth longer than a second.

Originally Posted by Turt

I've fucked socks older than you

Originally Posted by midorihana

It's like sex, but better.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

To your comments about the Whore "Theme" of Spam.

K. Spam DOES NOT HAVE a THEME. The THEME of Spam is Motherfucking SPAM. There is no essence or category or subject or any of that bullshit. Spam is the place where a bunch of cray-ass writers come to procrastinate, and we call it a Community. A family, if you will. Think of your family. There's probably a couple sluts. Some jailbait. One guy everyone hates but tolerates. A black guy maybe. Some nerdy people, some not-so-nerdy people. Maybe a playwright, maybe a guy who thinks he's some twisted ruler of a species of birds, maybe a Scottish guy who draws on a tablet a lot and parties like it's 1985, and maybe that one guy who's just really fucking annoying and so much so that he eventually just gets kicked out.

There is no theme in a family. There is not one prominent thing in every family member, except DNA, but not even that because marriage and stuff.

Understand? K? K.

TL;DR, you don't like sex and drugs and nerdy shit and rage comics and smart people and dumb people and kids and adults and scots and brits and hicks and stuck-up New Englanders and Canadians and whores and prudes and every fucking other thing under the sun? DON'T LET THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

Kay, I'm done <3
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09-19-2012 #15
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Originally Posted by Rilla

You have my blessings.

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

However, Rose Swan's stock value just shot up.

Originally Posted by Shadoe Mayari

Actually, no. She's my weird friend who inhales too much caffeine. I'm the sane one.

Originally Posted by teddybarehead

So there has been a vaccum of power since Bela stopped posting. Attention whores have scrambled to amass their strength... I hereby Dub Rose Swan the new queen of Attention Whores in spam, may god have mercy on your soul.

Originally Posted by Griever

Rose Swan <3

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

I just realized Rose Swan is actually pretty fucking hot.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

Aww, you're too cute.

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

Let's brand Rose Swan Spam's official yandere. =D

Originally Posted by LunaLight

when did Rose ever get thorns?

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Always had them. They just aren't bared a lot.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Why is it that both times I've asked for help I seem to recall Rose Swan is the only one who really gave me any viable/precise options?

Originally Posted by Deamonandae19

Rose, you are now officially EPIC!!!

Originally Posted by Bela

You cannot touch Rosie. I will cut your nipples off.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

The feeling is mutual Rose. You are my movie buddy, after all.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

Rose, you devil you.

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

<3 Rose

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Sole can't handle the Hathaway.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose.
I will rip your ovaries out if you don't stop being hawter than me.
srsly gurl

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose is pretty great sometimes~

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Rose is such a hug whore.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose kinda transcends logic.

Originally Posted by The Charmer

And Auntie Rose speaks truth again

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

You dirty birdy.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke

Originally Posted by Tempest

Rose put on her big girl pants today. I'm... I'm kind of... proud.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I love Rose. She's so sassy.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I owe you a debt that I don't know if I can ever repay... Just thank you. Thank you so much.

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09-19-2012 #16
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Originally Posted by Myyt

Or with practice it'll take longer

---------- Post added at 08:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:42 PM ----------

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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09-19-2012 #17
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Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke

What kind of coke?

Originally Posted by Rilla

You have my blessings.

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

However, Rose Swan's stock value just shot up.

Originally Posted by Shadoe Mayari

Actually, no. She's my weird friend who inhales too much caffeine. I'm the sane one.

Originally Posted by teddybarehead

So there has been a vaccum of power since Bela stopped posting. Attention whores have scrambled to amass their strength... I hereby Dub Rose Swan the new queen of Attention Whores in spam, may god have mercy on your soul.

Originally Posted by Griever

Rose Swan <3

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

I just realized Rose Swan is actually pretty fucking hot.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

Aww, you're too cute.

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

Let's brand Rose Swan Spam's official yandere. =D

Originally Posted by LunaLight

when did Rose ever get thorns?

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Always had them. They just aren't bared a lot.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Why is it that both times I've asked for help I seem to recall Rose Swan is the only one who really gave me any viable/precise options?

Originally Posted by Deamonandae19

Rose, you are now officially EPIC!!!

Originally Posted by Bela

You cannot touch Rosie. I will cut your nipples off.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

The feeling is mutual Rose. You are my movie buddy, after all.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

Rose, you devil you.

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

<3 Rose

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Sole can't handle the Hathaway.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose.
I will rip your ovaries out if you don't stop being hawter than me.
srsly gurl

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose is pretty great sometimes~

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Rose is such a hug whore.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose kinda transcends logic.

Originally Posted by The Charmer

And Auntie Rose speaks truth again

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

You dirty birdy.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke

Originally Posted by Tempest

Rose put on her big girl pants today. I'm... I'm kind of... proud.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I love Rose. She's so sassy.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I owe you a debt that I don't know if I can ever repay... Just thank you. Thank you so much.

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09-19-2012 #18
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Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-tWlETq8w&feature=player_detailpage[/YT]

I love you.

Originally Posted by Hank

Ace is the best storyteller I've ever met in my entire life. Come listen.

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

Yeah. They grow huge too.
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09-19-2012 #19
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Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I love you.

I was aware.

Crafted by Lillian Thorne, after some aggressive pestering.

Originally Posted by BrooklynShoutsOut

Never leave me again, Grif, your absence pained me.

Originally Posted by Bunnay

Wow. You're a bitch. Now I know what gender you are.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I love you, Grif.

Originally Posted by love that panda

Grif, your brilliance never ceases to amaze me.

Originally Posted by Bela

<3 Griffin.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Grif. I love you. By god, I fucking love you.

Originally Posted by Fallenreaper

I officially <3 you Grif...

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Grif<3

Originally Posted by Elendra

I'm starting to like you way more <_<

Originally Posted by Serpentine

Omg, sweetie, I love you to death right now.
so many lols. all around.

Originally Posted by Guru

Nah. I like Grif living. When shit goes wrong, you are my scapegoat. Easy to blame... and people believe it.

Originally Posted by Kooch21

You whore. <3

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I luf you.

Originally Posted by Alphakoka

Awesome? Yes. Adorable? Eww, no, Grifbot. ;p

Originally Posted by Siphran

Who needs Grif? We've got...what do we have thats better than Grif?

Originally Posted by Seravee

Good enough. You've won my undying affection.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

I laughed at that harder than I should have.

+1 Grif.

Originally Posted by Esper

Oh Griffin Griffin Griffin. You are awesome beyond the words I can muster. I enjoy whenever we are on during the same time in Tinychat. You constantly make me laugh with your non-serious view of the world and yet I sense beneath that there is a wise person who has learned not to take life too seriously. You have my honest respect for that and I hope you never change.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

This is why Grif > Everyone else until the end of time

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09-19-2012 #20
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Originally Posted by Rilla

You have my blessings.

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

However, Rose Swan's stock value just shot up.

Originally Posted by Shadoe Mayari

Actually, no. She's my weird friend who inhales too much caffeine. I'm the sane one.

Originally Posted by teddybarehead

So there has been a vaccum of power since Bela stopped posting. Attention whores have scrambled to amass their strength... I hereby Dub Rose Swan the new queen of Attention Whores in spam, may god have mercy on your soul.

Originally Posted by Griever

Rose Swan <3

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

I just realized Rose Swan is actually pretty fucking hot.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

Aww, you're too cute.

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

Let's brand Rose Swan Spam's official yandere. =D

Originally Posted by LunaLight

when did Rose ever get thorns?

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Always had them. They just aren't bared a lot.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Why is it that both times I've asked for help I seem to recall Rose Swan is the only one who really gave me any viable/precise options?

Originally Posted by Deamonandae19

Rose, you are now officially EPIC!!!

Originally Posted by Bela

You cannot touch Rosie. I will cut your nipples off.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

The feeling is mutual Rose. You are my movie buddy, after all.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

Rose, you devil you.

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

<3 Rose

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Sole can't handle the Hathaway.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose.
I will rip your ovaries out if you don't stop being hawter than me.
srsly gurl

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose is pretty great sometimes~

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Rose is such a hug whore.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose kinda transcends logic.

Originally Posted by The Charmer

And Auntie Rose speaks truth again

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

You dirty birdy.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke

Originally Posted by Tempest

Rose put on her big girl pants today. I'm... I'm kind of... proud.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I love Rose. She's so sassy.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I owe you a debt that I don't know if I can ever repay... Just thank you. Thank you so much.

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