Reply With Quotesome people need to be shot.
I found an even better site.
http://girlfriendhire.com/
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some people need to be shot.
Was dead. Now not so sure.
Yep, I stand corrected.
This is the most pathetic website I've ever seen.
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Annjoy: I will text you and keep your phone buzzing! for $5
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I will text you for a week about the most random stuff and just help you to have a better day. This will also keep your friends wondering who is texting you all the time. I am really friendly and can carry on a conversation on most topics.
The things girls do for $5
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XD
"I will insult anyone you need me too. for $5"
"I will chat with you on webcam for an hour for $5"
There is a request section...
"b3ar wants:
filrt with this guy so his gf breaks up with him "
“Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the Imperial Guard, and your doom is upon you. "
Guys.
This site is amazing.
I just ordered 5 girlfriends.
Chea.
Wat
Originally Posted by Codexanother
Way to be a pimp
“Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the Imperial Guard, and your doom is upon you. "
Dude. I should join as one of the girls.
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Basically free money from sad lonely men. I bet each $5 tastes like their tears... or semen from fapping to your picture.
“Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the Imperial Guard, and your doom is upon you. "
I hired all the top rated girls for $5 a week, told them to keep doing what they were doing, in simpler clothes, BUT raised the price to ten dollars instead of five. And I get 40% percent of their weekly profit.
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That's why I wear the crown.
I hired them all.Forever Alone.
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