Damian raised an eyebrow, cleaning an ear at her outburst.
"Well now. You certainly have time to get your priorities straight. I never said that you were purposefully repressing it, now did I? I just said get over it. Meanwhile, I'll go tell your childhood friend that you'd rather have sex with a stranger and that he has officially been friendzoned. This is going to be fun to watch. I always loved watching divorce court when I was a kid, but I have never seen such an amusing case as when the wife loses her memory an tells the husband he don't cut it for her, when she has nothing in memory to compare him to! That's just a riot! The irony of it! I mean, the guy spends his whole life trying to win you over, and once you realize that you really are in love with him, bonk! There goes your standards! Hey, babe, let me know how the stranger sex goes, maybe I can get you into some hooker rings, if that's what you really like. Man, if this is your true nature, damn am I glad you dumped me! Oh geez, now my sides are hurting from laughing! You're hilairious! I... Haha! I'm gonna go let Mr. Series of Unfortunate events in the other room know just how shallow his girly was all along. See ya, Doll-face!" he called, exiting the room.