RELATIONSHIP HELP

[Rakhmet]

She's hard to get. Plus I never see 'em holding hands during passing or with his arm around her so yeah. They don't hang out after school because she usually doesn't stay after school.

She's only hard to get because you asked her out by texting her with your friend's phone like a nervous little boy.

Get off this forum right now and go be manly at her.

[Card VII]

See, I'm just going to make one last post and leave, because this thread is really a bunch of running around in circles.

Do you want to know the truth? The truth is you don't want a solution to your problem, or rather, you want a solution to your problem that involves indirect contact. You want to avoid the actual solution, because you so deeply dread the idea of talking to this simple human being that your mind will come up with a thousand different "logical" reasons why you shouldn't do it, why there are better solutions. The ultimate truth is you don't want to talk to her, at all, and you want her to talk to you. You don't want anything to happen, you want something to happen off screen, and then she will meekly walk up to you one day at school with that bashful smile on her face and ask you to hold hands or blow you or whatever it is you want to happen. There's only one solution, you know exactly what it is, and it's the one that you've been trying to avoid this whole fucking time.

Anyway, it's all just a big pointless game and a joke without a punchline, so you have nothing to lose. It might help if you stop approaching this problem like the choice between life and death and more like the choice between a green shirt and a greenish blue shirt.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I don't stalk. I just pass by her pretty much every passing/ go out the same exit as her when school ends.

[SebasChan]

She's hard to get. Plus I never see 'em holding hands during passing or with his arm around her so yeah. They don't hang out after school because she usually doesn't stay after school.

Hard to get? Some people are already "taken", or just don't want to be bothered by people wanting a relationship that will probablly only last a week or two.
Some people don't like PDA.
And wow, stalking much? How can you possibly know that? And they don't have to hang out at school to be a couple... I think it's safe to presume they both have homes they can go to. Or maybe even cars. I mean, damn.

[Walker of Darkness]

She's hard to get. Plus I never see 'em holding hands during passing or with his arm around her so yeah. They don't hang out after school because she usually doesn't stay after school.

You know far too much information about a person you never talk to, you talk to her friends about her before you even try to talk to her, you use a friend's phone to contact her, you avoid face to face contact in favor of more subtle methods, you are clearly obsessed with her.

You think you're the best in the world at everything.

She doesn't glance at you out of interest, it's out of fear.

You. Are. A. Stalker.
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[Foster]

Look, kid; you came here looking for advice.

Advice was given, for whatever immaginary reason you are not heeding this advice.

Go do whatever the hell you want, it's getting late, I have work in the morning.

[SebasChan]

See, I'm just going to make one last post and leave, because this thread is really a bunch of running around in circles.

Do you want to know the truth? The truth is you don't want a solution to your problem, or rather, you want a solution to your problem that involves indirect contact. You want to avoid the actual solution, because you so deeply dread the idea of talking to this simple human being that your mind will come up with a thousand different "logical" reasons why you shouldn't do it, why there are better solutions. The ultimate truth is you don't want to talk to her, at all, and you want her to talk to you. You don't want anything to happen, you want something to happen off screen, and then she will meekly walk up to you one day at school with that bashful smile on her face and ask you to hold hands or blow you or whatever it is you want to happen. There's only one solution, you know exactly what it is, and it's the one that you've been trying to avoid this whole fucking time.

Anyway, it's all everything is just a big pointless game and a joke without a punchline, so you have nothing to lose. It might help if you stop approaching this problem like the choice between life and death and more like the choice between a green shirt and a greenish blue shirt.

[MisterGrey]

I don't stalk. I just pass by her pretty much every passing/ go out the same exit as her when school ends.

Why are you so hung up on this? :P

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I don't know, but the only advice im using is man up and make the move. Its really the only legit advice.

[Foster]

I don't know, but the only advice im using is man up and make the move. Its really the only legit advice.

This... is so full of shit... You are of shit... You eat shitty cafeteria-food, ergo, you are cannibal; you are what you eat.

/ragequit

Edit: It's not even quality bullshit