[Raven and Julia] Amuse Your Queen, Joker

[julia]

Harley shrugged. "Its possible, but it probably won't be for a while. I'm gonna try to keep him... well occupied until we can find some place better for these two. Or they could work for Mistah J... That would make them more likely to be safe. So long as they do everything as he says," she explained, messing a bit with the bandage on her arm.

Stiggy looked up at Max as she messed with his hair, then rubbed his eyes with one fist as he held the sandwich in the other. His eyes were definitely laden with exhaustion, but he seemed determined to stay up and guard his sleeping brother. Stiggy glanced over at Alex, and scratched his own ear lightly.

"I'm gonna go and see what kind of mood Mistah J is in, if he's even still awake..." Harley explained, then started up the stairs.

[Ravenwoodwitch]

"And you boys stay down here." Max said, glancing at the exhausted boy. "And you get some sleep. I promise he's not going to get you while I'm up. Alright?"

"Stiggy," Alex, sat up, stretching his thin body. "Why don't I take the watch? You look exhausted..."

(sorry it's short ><)

[julia]

Stiggy looked at Alex and shook his head no, "You need to sleep... I'll sleep tomorrow, okay?" Stiggy whispered, then looked up at Max. "And you rest too, okay? We'll be fine under here. Thanks so much..." he whispered then blinked his eyes hard and stood up. He began to walk around, taking a bigger bite from his sandwich.
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"Oooooh Maxy-Poo!" Joker called from outside her door, knocking hard. "I do hope you've rested up, because we have a LOT of things to do today!" he giggled, then knocked harder. "Let's go! Time's a wastin'!"

Joker then looked at himself on one of the poles that held the roof up. He frowned, then laid down a few sprigs of green hair that were being unruly. "Bad hair days... grrr..." he muttered to himself.

"Harley!" he snapped, looking around for her. He spotted her, wearing her normal red and black jumpsuit and carrying her very large hammer over her shoulder. She was ready, a back mask over her eyes and a smile on her face. Perfect. She started towards the Joker and set the hammer down with a heavy thud.

"Oh Puddin', let me fix your hair..." she said, her blue eyes transforming to a puppy's beg, as her big, red lips began to pout. "It's playin' a bad joke..." she whispered.

[Ravenwoodwitch]

"Hold your bones, " the woman said on the other side, adjusting her black ponytail. She'd been up since the dawn, unable to really sleep with the knowledge of the two men sleeping just below her, and with the big grinning psychopath who might undo them both. She breathed again, pulling her own red mask out froma bag, and moving to the door.

She pulled it open, leather suit hugging her just as tightly, and grinned.

"Ready to paint the town red?"

[julia]

Joker nodded, smiling widely. "I'm ready eddy!" he giggled then walked over to Max, his hair fixed up nicely. He then looked to Harley, who hugged the Joker tightly, shooting Max an almost hateful look as Joker looked at her, then winked and smiled as he looked back away. She was trying to distract the Joker so he didn't stumble upon the boys.

"C'mon puddin'! I packed a few of every kind of bomb so you can pick and choose what you use and where!" Harley giggled, holding a bowling bag up. "And I also brought a little acid in case your flower runs out, and a little itty bit of your special chemical!" she giggled again. Joker smiled.

"Oh Harley, you're rather good at that aren't you?" he giggled. "Bringing so many unnecessary things..." he said growling, his brow now deeply furrowed.

[Ravenwoodwitch]

"Oh, heaven forbid she be prepared..." Max quipped. Worried about the boys or not, she had gotten too found of Miss Quinn to let her 'boyfriend' push him around.

In an attempt to keep the piece, she crossed over to the two of them, holding out both arms. "Now come on, we can attempt murder on eac other til doomsday, but the clock's ticking on steel city. We got a plan of a little more importance..."

[julia]

Joker gave a look of apathy, then shrugged and walked towards the door before cackling a bit. "Then let's get a move on! The quicker we take over this drab, unfashionable city, the quicker we can get rid of old Batsy!" Joker smiled widely, then strode out of the building. Harley waited behind and smiled widely, her face not stinging from the back of the Joker's hand for once.

"Thank you Max!" Harley said happily, then strode after the Joker after grabbing onto Max's wrist and pulling her along.

[Ravenwoodwitch]

(Skippy!)
Steel city saw it's first interuption that morning in the museum, the pink Aphrodite diamond no longer in it's security case. Max all but scoffed, as the security was as bad as Gothem city, but went ahead with the ordeal anyway. She broke past the security, and had the diamond stuffed between her cleavage, as normal. While the steel city police bustled inside, she sat on top of the building, waiting for her next signal.

"Wait for my command and move," she said, imitating Joker's voice. "Bah, he's just as likely to leave me here to get caught because it'd be funny. Not that it wouldn't, but still."

She yawned, and watched as the police filed into the museum.

[julia]

Joker smiled up at the museum's rooftop, seeing Max sitting up there. He chuckled, disguised by his clever gray attire that Harley had fashioned him this morning at last minute. He scratched his chin then lit a small purple cylinder that made a pillar of green smoke, that was simply colored. There was no chemical in it, as Joker had explained earlier to Max. He then started to walk down the street, a bit of green paint on his shoe to lead Max to where he was. His plan was genius.

Harley was disguised cleverly as well, pushing a dull, gun metal gray stroller with a white blanket as she wore a light gray pants suit, her hair in a neat bun and glasses setting on her nose. She looked more like the old psychiatrist of Dr.Quinzel instead of the crazed and deranged Harley Quinn. She walked beside the Joker, smiling into the stroller, cooing at a child that was a real kid! Joker must have snatched the child up to make the facade more realistic.

The child, however, was not scared or fussy, and seemed to be enjoying it's time with Harley. She giggled, and so did the child, who had green eyes and curly brown hair.

"Come now dear," Joker said, his voice sounding very normal and not like himself. He calmly put an arm around Harley, leaving green footprints that would fade soon.

[Ravenwoodwitch]

Neon Green, and very hard to miss. Max stood up just as the security team reached the top of the building, starting to pull in guns. She chuckled, stood up to her full height, and batted her eyelashes at the boys.

"Sorry boys, spoken for for tonight!" she said, before doing a bike dive off the building, bullets whizzing over her head. She grabbed the extended flag pole, vaulted, and landed near the green smoke with a roll. Spying the near radioactive footprints, she sprinted to follow them, ducking and weaving as she moved along.

Come on Harley, don't fail me now...