Whopship jorick thread

[SmexySpiral]

I must know as well, Smiral.

I like Aragorn because he doesn't constantly remind me of dick monkeys.

Oh, Smiral! DO ME NEXT.

..Wait. Did that sound dirty? Because I totally meant it to.

Sherlock is Jorick, but with a vagina, so she reminds me of Jorick who also reminds me of me if I were to do something productive which is what Jorick does, and Jorick reminds Sherlock of me.

I am Sherlock.

She is me.

We are one.

No I'm not doing anymore I can feel this joke heading straight to the ground at a million miles per hour.

Shit's breaking the sound barrier n shit.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I like Aragorn because he doesn't constantly remind me of dick monkeys.



Sherlock is Jorick, but with a vagina, so she reminds me of Jorick who also reminds me of me if I were to do something productive which is what Jorick does, and Jorick reminds Sherlock of me.

I am Sherlock.

She is me.

We are one.

...


XD

[Aragorn]

I like Aragorn because he doesn't constantly remind me of dick monkeys.



Sherlock is Jorick, but with a vagina, so she reminds me of Jorick who also reminds me of me if I were to do something productive which is what Jorick does, and Jorick reminds Sherlock of me.

I am Sherlock.

She is me.

We are one.

No I'm not doing anymore I can feel this joke heading straight to the ground at a million miles per hour.

Shit's breaking the sound barrier n shit.

Yep, going in my sig.

[BlckDmnd]

I like Aragorn because he doesn't constantly remind me of dick monkeys.



Sherlock is Jorick, but with a vagina, so she reminds me of Jorick who also reminds me of me if I were to do something productive which is what Jorick does, and Jorick reminds Sherlock of me.

I am Sherlock.

She is me.

We are one.

No I'm not doing anymore I can feel this joke heading straight to the ground at a million miles per hour.

Shit's breaking the sound barrier n shit.

......

That's some tough ass shit to be able to break the sound barrier and stay in one piece. Blord have mercy on whoever had to go through the misery to produce it.

[Jorick]

Sherlock is Jorick, but with a vagina, so she reminds me of Jorick who also reminds me of me if I were to do something productive which is what Jorick does, and Jorick reminds Sherlock of me.

I am Sherlock.

She is me.

We are one.

No I'm not doing anymore I can feel this joke heading straight to the ground at a million miles per hour.

Shit's breaking the sound barrier n shit.

Hahaha, nice. Definitely a good one to end to joke on.

[SmexySpiral]

I hope all your hopes and dreams come true soon, kiddies.

Especially the one about free breadsticks, shit's like my religion.

Mmmm breadsticks.

Pizza Hut should build a mini store right inside my kitchen and bring me fresh breadsticks every hour, on the hour.

Even when I'm in school.

They just give me a big ass duffle bag full of breadsticks.

And then the police, they see me rolling with my breadsticks.

They is all "Yo nigga don't you know duffle bags is like saying you druggy man n shit."

And I'm all "Fuck no bro this shit's breadsticks."

Breadsticks.

M-m-m-m-goooooood.

[Sophistikit]

Baumgartner would like a word with you big fakers!

[♠Ace♠]

Baumgartner would like a word with you big fakers!

What?

[Aragorn]

Baumgartner would like a word with you big fakers!

[Jorick]

Baumgartner would like a word with you big fakers!