Eggnog is so good

[Jorick]

Rilla/Jorick for Space Emperors 2012-Forever

[Card VII]

Former.

Me and Jorick are the pinnacle of human life on earth.

The rest of you would get us killed.

A pimp and the world's biggest, most merciless asshole are the perfect ambassadors to another planet. One to steal all the space chicks, the other to nitpick at them.

Right.

P.S. Jorick and I

[Sherlock Holmes]

Former.

Me and Jorick are the pinnacle of human life on earth.

The rest of you would get us killed.

Success, clearly. I am amazing, even aliens would see this and worship me.


Ahh, alright then. That makes sense. That's exactly what I would do with space travel and high tech shit, become a galactic emperor. Tyranny is my calling in life.


Clearly. Only we have the competence to take over alien species just by them standing in awe of our magnificence. We're the best the Earth has to offer.

See, this is what concerns me.. It depends on if the alien species you meet is docile or not -- If they're the mellow sort, they may automatically bow to your assumed superiority and not bother to oppose you. If they're not docile and you piss them off with your arrogance, we're all dead. (Especially if they're more technologically advanced.)

The question comes down to how well can you bite your tongue if the need arises?

I don't know how much confidence I have in this with you two. XD

[Jorick]

A pimp and the world's biggest, most merciless asshole are the perfect ambassadors to another planet. One to steal all the space chicks, the other to nitpick at them.

Right.

P.S. Jorick and I

I'm sure you meant that as a negative thing, but I'm taking it as a compliment. <3

See, this is what concerns me.. It depends on if the alien species you meet is docile or not -- If they're the mellow sort, they may automatically bow to your assumed superiority and not bother to oppose you. If they're not docile and you piss them off with your arrogance, we're all dead. (Especially if they're more technologically advanced.)

The question comes down to how well can you bite your tongue if the need arises?

I don't know how much confidence I have in this with you two. XD

Bitch please. Even the hostile aliens would bow before us. Perhaps just one or the other of us wouldn't be able to cow the alien hordes with our shining superiority, but together? Nothing could stand before us. If you think otherwise you're clearly being a naive worrier.

Take a seat and calm down, we got this. ;D

[Rilla]

Rilla/Jorick for Space Emperors 2012-Forever

The greatest duo of all.

A pimp and the world's biggest, most merciless asshole are the perfect ambassadors to another planet. One to steal all the space chicks, the other to nitpick at them.

Right.

P.S. Jorick and I

Me and Jorick.

Don't correct me or I'll rape you with Pluto.

See, this is what concerns me.. It depends on if the alien species you meet is docile or not -- If they're the mellow sort, they may automatically bow to your assumed superiority and not bother to oppose you. If they're not docile and you piss them off with your arrogance, we're all dead. (Especially if they're more technologically advanced.)

The question comes down to how well can you bite your tongue if the need arises?

I don't know how much confidence I have in this with you two. XD

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I'm sure you meant that as a negative thing, but I'm taking it as a compliment. <3

Bitch please. Even the hostile aliens would bow before us. Perhaps just one or the other of us wouldn't be able to cow the alien hordes with our shining superiority, but together? Nothing could stand before us. If you think otherwise you're clearly being a naive worrier.

Take a seat and calm down, we got this. ;D

.. And we're all dead. XD

[PrimezTime]

There won't be eggnog milkshakes at McDonald's for another month. :/

[Squee]

Eggnog milkshakes?

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[PrimezTime]

Eggnog milkshakes?

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Soooooooooooooooooo Gooooooooooooood.

[Card VII]

Bitch please. Even the hostile aliens would bow before us. Perhaps just one or the other of us wouldn't be able to cow the alien hordes with our shining superiority, but together? Nothing could stand before us. If you think otherwise you're clearly being a naive worrier.

Take a seat and calm down, we got this. ;D

Well, I'm not sure how important you are to this plan.

I mean, Rilla insists on "me and Jorick" which translates to "Rilla and Jorick."