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11-02-2012 #1
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Teeth is on TV.

Never seen it, so I turned it there.
Dunno what was happening, but they were in a cave having some "fun" and all of a sudden the boys moans turn into....I dunno what that was. And then you see the d lying on the ground....

I died laughing.
That acting.
Omg.
Sounded like a fat gorilla's mating call or something.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Proof that I am the AntiChrist
Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
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11-02-2012 #2

Azarthes

Diamonds

This is why you never rape a woman past midnight.

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^

Fuck Foxxel to many words and shit

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Your eloquence is breathtaking.

Don't mind me, just dethroning some bitches

Originally Posted by Squee

Sherlock is no long the RPG Art Master.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I-want-to-stick-my-dick-in-animals-y.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Raichuisdabest is a fun spammer who is better then rilla.

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11-02-2012 #3

Hank

fragile little teacup

My life

what

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11-02-2012 #4

Squee

Lady of the Lake

Originally Posted by Hank

My life

You have no d?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Proof that I am the AntiChrist
Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!

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11-02-2012 #5

Serpentine

love-queen

I love this movie.

And then on the very same day I met Spanish Serpentine.

Ssssssssss,
Ssssssssss,
Ssssssssss,
Ssssssssss.
Take the paint off of my wall.
Kill the painted trolls.
If you don't understand that last bit,
go play Oblivion or something.
It might help.
- Grif

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11-02-2012 #6

Svenn

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^ lol, disturbing that i watched it with you. and like 10 others >_>

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OMG SO MUCH LOVE

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

I ship.

Svenn/Drago.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

No.

...

Just kidding, you seem a lot more tolerable with Zed around.

7/10.

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11-02-2012 #7

♠Ace♠

♠Class 'A' Offender♠

Originally Posted by Hank

My life

Is it tough fucking a mutant demon-vagina?

Originally Posted by Hank

Ace is the best storyteller I've ever met in my entire life. Come listen.

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

Yeah. They grow huge too.

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11-02-2012 #8

KuroTenshi

GenghisKuro

wtf is Teeth?

Originally Posted by Rilla

"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."

Originally Posted by Card VII

"Oh, what's that dearie?"

"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."

"You mean those anime things?"

"What? Speak up!"

"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"

"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.

It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend

but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things

And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.

Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

And how badass you are. ;-)

Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes

Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."

SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!

Originally Posted by Drakell

Kuro...

At times....

I just <3 you....

For you are obviously awesome.

Originally Posted by Elendra

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

This is genuine drama, not spam drama.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

...

I have a headache

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

I think you just summed it all up better than I did.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Another one of the many services I offer

Now someone needs to pay me

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Both.

Originally Posted by Static

[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.

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11-02-2012 #9

The Real Life Villains

I haven't seen it yet. Been meaning to watch it though.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.

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11-02-2012 #10

Svenn

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a girl who grew up next to a powerplant and so she has these really sharp teeth that are inside of her vagina. If she has sex, or someone fingers her, and she doesn't like it or feel uncomfortable, the teeth will bite/rip off the penis/finger. This is in a movie.

________________________________________________
OMG SO MUCH LOVE

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

I ship.

Svenn/Drago.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

No.

...

Just kidding, you seem a lot more tolerable with Zed around.

7/10.

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