Hai errbody. I'm Saraki, I like long walks by the beach, sewing, and unicorns. In fact, one day I took a long walk by the beach where I saw a unicorn, which I proceeded to stab to death with my sewing needle... Lol but seriously. I came here to fuck bitches and obtain revenue, but I hear revenue can't be obtained on this page... So I guess just bitches. Lol NinjaGnomie sent me. Saraki, the destroyer of worlds, to your little guild. You may now commence with the bootlicking. Peasants.