GoldenFlame and the Mary Sue: The Introduction

[GoldenFlame]

The stage is empty.

Suddenly, a beautiful woman flies down on a pristine white Pegasus with large wings. She hops off and the Pegasus takes off into the sky. She has short brown hair and brown eyes and is wearing a light blue dress. A group of men all approach her with flowers, chocolates and love letters. "Now, Now. I need to talk to these lovely people, I don't have time to accept your gifts right now." she says with a perfect voice while pointing to roleplayerguild.com. The men all walk away, heartbroken that they were rejected. "Hello darlings!" she says that would make Jesus himself say it was perfect. "I've come here to talk to you about possibly signing up here. My name is Mary Sue. I'm a really good person and I think you'll like me. I am good at..." While she is rambling, she doesn't notice that GoldenFlame is sneaking up on her with a frying pan in hand. "Die, foul beast." he whispers as he raises the pan.

Suddenly, (with perfect accuracy of course.) Mary Sue swings around and grabs the frying pan right out of GoldenFlame's hands. "How dare you; darling!" She shouts in a godly voice. "I'll be right back darlings!" She says to roleplayerguild.com with a smile. She turns to face GoldenFlame. "Uhhhhhhhh..." he says, not knowing what to do. "I'LL END YOU, PUNY MORTAL!" she shouts, floating up to the sky and starting to charge the most powerful magic attack in the universe. Quickly, GoldenFlame pulls out a notebook and a pencil and begins to flip through the book, looking for a certain page. He stops at a page titled 'Rules of the Universe' and quickly writes down 'Rule 1: No magic.' "Kame...hame-" Mary Sue begins but doesn't get to finish as she begins falling. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screams, falling towards a good character bio. "Goodbye Mary." GoldenFlame says, walking away from the stage as she vanishes and turns into Jennifer Manille, a kind teenager who has problems.

"Sorry about that." he says to roleplayerguild.com.

Hi! My name is GoldenFlame and I hope that wasn't obnoxious. I wanted to do something unique for an introduction post and this happened. Anyway, I should probably tell a little about myself.

I'm a boy that really likes nature and animals. I have Aspergers' Syndrome and I really like to read. I love to write and hope that I will become an author someday. I've always wanted to roleplay but I've been too shy up until now. I hope to have a lot of fun here and even make a few roleplays of my own. (If I get the courage to of course.)

[Christiefries]

o_O

I know someone in the non-cyber world with Aspergers' syndrome! ....Although I don't know why it would matter to publicly state that. But I just did.

Anywho, welcome to the guild! What type of RPs are you interested in?

[GoldenFlame]

I don't really know what I like yet, but i'm leaning towards Everyday Life. But I do know I'll like anything to do with dragons. Not because "OMG DRAGONS ARE SO COOL! OMG THEY'RE SO AWESOME!!" But because I find them and their lifestyles very interesting.

Also; o_O? I don't understand why you used that.

I tell people I have Aspergers' so if I act in an odd way they'll know why.

[Misplaced4Chaos]

*Puts away high powered sniper* False alarm people!!! Welcome!!!!

[Aragorn]

Welcome to the guild GoldenFlame! And guess what? I have Aspergers as well. :D

[Christiefries]

That's just how my face is. Geez!

I like dragons too! They're so pretty!

I act odd because... I don't know...

[Harpy Queen]

I loved your introduction. And hey, I have Asperger's also. One of my cyber-friends on this site does also.

[Ellri]

nice intro. The aspargus syndrome (or whatever you like to call it) is a strange one.

We'come to the guild. It is far too rare to see multi-paragraph intros...

May your stay be fun and enduring.