Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!
Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
TP is going to go apeshit.
)
Originally Posted by Grifspark
TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Originally Posted by Sora
I love you forever.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
FUCKING [2]
Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!
They love me. ?
Originally Posted by Draigh
Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Well... Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.
Bwhahaha
Originally Posted by thatmaskedman
a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?
Originally Posted by Draigh
I shall call it... TheHairlessItalianBearPig
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
New custom user title, because of lulz level.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.
On Grif and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?
I'm a bit jelly.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.
Originally Posted by Whowho
Torment I love you so very much.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.
It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.
>______________
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*
Originally Posted by ActRaiser
You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.
On who should be handed a Perma.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.
Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix
TP... ily now.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!
TP!! <333
I haz mizzed yu loots!
Originally Posted by Kyuki
Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
TP.
We are ooooooone.
Originally Posted by rpg101
Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot
Not even a few mins into noobhood and I accept you already.
Originally Posted by Rusalka
Any asshole caught using their signature for it's intended purpose will be shot.
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Twice.
Originally Posted by rpg101
Can I see your temporarily visa? I need to make it permanent.
Originally Posted by Seravee
Whoa wait. Cleavage is no longer accepted as payment here?
I'm screwed.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Amagawd! Rusa. We are now forever.
Originally Posted by Asuras
No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
Originally Posted by TP
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