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11-06-2012 #11
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Green team!

Except I'm a guy. I only get one shot.
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11-06-2012 #12
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If you wish to read up on the setting,charathers and locations you can check it out here.
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Please note that i am not PoorYorick DA. All credit to him/she. Allso i credit Wernher on hens creation of the changeling race that i now use in my games.''

''I still hear his voice when he sleeps next to me...I still feels his touch in my dreams....Forgive me my weakness but i dont know why...Without him its hard to survive..
Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling
And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly
Cant you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last I need him by my side''
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11-06-2012 #13
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Originally Posted by MisterGrey

Green team!

Except I'm a guy. I only get one shot.

Lol only once? No stamina.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.
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11-06-2012 #14
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I already established I was trying to sleep.
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There's no little section of the pie for "Eva Green's on the screen again" or somesuch, so apparently I'm a deviant.

Originally Posted by The Australian

What this refined, classy lady said.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You, madame, have excellent taste

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

If this somehow leads to us making a xenomorph, I would not be ashamed.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

To be fair if I had the choice to live in a land where basically everyone is happy and I get to fuck around with magic but I had to be a pony I would jump on that so hard.

Originally Posted by mdk

I'll go first: JAMPONS. They're like your regular super-absorbant pads, but now they link to your iPod and blast the hot beats out of your slot machine.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

I'd buy it, then load it with something that has a heavy bass. Best period ever.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck is teaching math in my shower

Originally Posted by Chloe

It's a shame that none of us are ventriloquists.

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11-06-2012 #16
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Originally Posted by Rilla

Orange: Because vslayer couldn't come over tonight and I have multiple videos of her and her lesbian lover. <3

When have you been giving Rilla our sex tapes, V?

Originally Posted by vslayer

I'm always blue, honey.

And I'm always blue. So where the fuck have you been? I've been pressing the 'V' button all day, wifey.
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11-06-2012 #17
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All the above. Always have back up reasons

War is coming. Those who haven't sensed it are blind to the heartbeat of the world. America is near the breaking point. Revolts have swept the Middle East. North Korea and Iran build up stock piles of missile and nukes. The U.N. even conspires to become the government of the world. Hear the calls to war! They cannot be ignored. Riots are breaking, economies falling. These are the signs. Ignore what the Bible says. In these times only steel and lead, prepping and storing can see you through. War is at our Door Step. and Death follows him. I am here. I am Kirlov Ilyushin.

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Originally Posted by Kirlov

Banned because hooray for big breasts, bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, balisties, boobies, jugs, nipples, jublies, stonking great tits!!!!!

And to extend the list:

Originally Posted by WitchChild

Banned because you forgot howitzers, badunkadunks, bra buddies, bombers, flesh bulbs, cannon balls, cha-chas, double-whammies, coconuts, handsets, hoonkers, ho-has, hooters and number of other names for breasts.

Originally Posted by Walrus

Banned for so many boob references, yet you forgot bazongas.

Originally Posted by Missy

Aww the big bad commisar feels threatend by a meare mark's man...

Originally Posted by Missy

You find girls the same way you find freinds.

Go to places where they play magic/rollplaying games or annyouter sort of intrest you like. Den you can casualy find more freinds and perhapps somone who will couddle up with you.

Originally Posted by Missy

Well i have goten rejceted too...But lissen. Keep up be straightfoward and sooner den later a girl will fall for you as you will fall for her.

Recjtion is part of life and i am villing to belive that you can find somne who will couddle up to you.

Originally Posted by Missy

Its even cuter when you cant stop acting with me Kirlovy insted of working on the final post of our RP.

Originally Posted by Missy

Banned cause kirov and i finnished a good hard...F...I mean RP!
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