Aberronian Chronicles ~ starrin El, Sora, Criash, Alphakoka, Omma, and BlueRose
Session Start: Tue Nov 06 17:04:23 2012
[17:29]<~DM>Ok, let's we left, Our ragged band of mercenaries met the Eccentric Mr. Smith, invaded the warlord Grush's inner sanctum and raised an alarm.
[17:29]<~DM> Meanwhile, our Cat and Lady met Mr. Smith, and learned away to help their group.
[17:43]<~DM> A cannon goes flying from the shift, yet seems to be aimed too high. The group hears a whizzing noise as a cannon ball blows out a staircase in the top floor
[17:43]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I feel like this is a wonderful idea. Shooting the tower is sure to let them know we're here to rescue them and kick some Orc ass."
[17:43]<FullMeowAlchemist> "This can, and will, in no way backfire at all."
[17:44]<Jez> "Didn't I say that before? But you were like 'Meow meow, fire mew cannon'" Jez scowled at the cat
[17:44]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I distinctly remember saying 'pew pew'."
[17:44]<Jez> "Your mind is going fuzzy, like your body," Jezchuckled.
[17:48]<~DM> Zyia and Criash managed to side stepped the large explosive, sadly, Fleury was not as lucky. Neither were the two orcs next to him.((Fleury, you now have 30 HP.))
[17:48]<~DM> The large orc standing right next to him was blown to pieces, his head flying towards Fleury.
[17:48]<~DM> landing in his lap.
[17:49]<~DM> While the smaller grubbier one was nothing but mist, as it got the most of the blow.
[17:49]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I think we hit it!"
[17:49]<~DM> Now it is Jez's turn.
[17:49]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I wonder if they noticed."
[17:49]<~DM> She may fire the cannon, or talk
[17:50]<Jez> Jez fires the cannon again.
[17:53]<~DM> This shot flies clear and true, flying right through the hole made by Fleury
[17:53]<~DM> it strikes ground and the keep shudders as the back wall starts to crumble
[17:54]<~DM> ((The floor plan as you see it,))
[17:55]<~DM> Criash falls nearly 10 feet as he lands on the pile of rubble below. A sickening crunch is heard.
[17:55]<~DM> Zyia manages to catch herself, and jumps closer to fleury.
[18:03]<Criash> "Damn it all to the Nine Hells!" Criash says as he scrambles to his feet, "Zyia, Grab the idiot and the Warlord...or what's left and ;let's get out of here before this place crashes down around us!"
[18:04]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I think we should keep firing, that tower’s almost come down!"
[18:04]<FullMeowAlchemist> "With it down, it'd be a clear line for them to come out from the fort... keep... thing. It's the perfect plan."
[18:05]<Jez> "What if they're in there, we'll kill them,"Jez scowled.
[18:05]<Zyia> "Who the fuck is shooting at us?!" She yells,turning to the paladin, seeing his injuries, extending out her hands to heal them as she mutters in orcish. ((Fleury is now at 35hp))
[18:05]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I doubt they'd stay in there after the last two shots. It's probably safe to fire another."
[18:06]<Jez> "Unless they're trapped under the rubble," Jezmused, "Or we broke their legs. Or they're idiots."
[18:06]<FullMeowAlchemist> "Okay, I wouldn't be willing to wager against the last one."
[18:06]<Jez> "Let's go get them"
[18:06]<FullMeowAlchemist> "But... can't I shoot it at Another part of the fort then?"
[18:07]<FullMeowAlchemist> She gestures to the entire keep, "There’s so much more we can blast!"
[18:07]<Jez> Jez picks meow up by the scruff of her neck and dunks herein the water to get her sopping wet before placing her back in the boat. "No, we're going to get them/"
[18:07]<Zyia> Seeing his wounds partially closing up, the orc grabs hold of the paladin. "Alex! Move your ass! It's time to go!"
[18:08]<~Sir-Fleury> Sir-Fleury tosses the half-orc the head that landed in his lap. "Here, I think it's the one we were after."
[18:08]<FullMeowAlchemist> She scowls at the full person, "That was uncalled for."
[18:09]<Zyia> "You...I...MOVE!" She shouts, before dropping the orc head and attempting a jump down the slope
[18:09]<Jez> "Oh well," Jez shrugged.
[18:10]<~Sir-Fleury> "My mother is no donkey!" Alex shouts in protest before taking the reigns of his and urging it to move on,jumping down the slope.
[18:10]<FullMeowAlchemist> "Look, our companions are very capable, I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuure they'll be fine if we keep firing and laying waste at the keep. If anything, the blasted thing is likely full of orcs! Us blowing them apart will only serve to help them!"
[18:12]<~Sir-Fleury> His horse slides down the slope of rubble leading outside.
[18:14]<FullMeowAlchemist> Seeing what she thinks is orcs, Meow goes to another cannon further from Jez, and fires it as true as she can manage on her own, at the 'black speck' on the rubble.
[18:15]<Jez> Jez moves to another cannon and fires at the orcs coming to the boat.
[18:33]<~DM> Mirima falls down out of the now destroyed wall as well. Fleury passes out from his injuries, as he does so he disappears, it would seem some force has saved him.
[18:37]<Criash> Criash reaches out to the waters, a small bag an unlit candle in his hand, a quiet chant on his lips. He attempts to Summon a creature to aid him against this new threat ((Summon creature II, Fiendish Squid to the water, range 35ft))
[18:38]<~DM> A large Fiendish squid appears in the water, it's large gaping suckers rise towards the lone boat.
[18:40]<Zyia> "Criash, no! That's Jez and the cat! The hell are you doing?" Zyia exclaims.
[18:40]<Jez> Jez fires the cannon at the new enemy, cursing.
[18:41]<~DM> FullMeowAlchemist: is temp DM
[18:41]<Mirima> "Is that really them?" Mirima answered, "I mean they did just shot us out."
[18:42]<Jez> Jez turns the boat.
[18:42]<Zyia> "I can't say they're the sharpest tools in the barn, but it's really them."
[18:44]<Mirima> "If you say so then," Mirima said politely,although someone might hear the sarcasm coming if they listen closely.
[18:45]<Criash> "...wait...it's those two?...." Criash turns back to the pair"...let them deal with it anyway"
[18:48]<Criash> ((oh, I NEVER play good, too squeaky for my inner asshole and jerk))
[19:01]Zyia takes the time to reload her rifle, seeing she can't convince her compatriot to dismiss the giant squid from hell.
[19:01]<Mirima> "It would be nice if you don't damage the boat or them too much," Mirima said to Criash.
[19:03]<Criash> "Don't worry so much"
[19:04]<Mirima> Play with the hat of disguise to change her hair color randomly.
[19:05]<Mirima> While looking around to see if there's anything that can be used to hinder the orcs. Finds around the tower rubble, and is able to find... random bits of rubble, stone, wood, orc organs and bone fragments... eww... There are some larger stones from where the wall was shot in and into the stair that could possibly be moved in the way of the hole in the back wall now.
[19:09]<Mirima> "Hey, maybe we can use the stones to cover the hole so the orcs would take longer to chase us?" Mirima said.
[19:10]<Mirima> While cringing to the splattered orc organs and bones.
[19:10]* Zyia turns to Mirima, "I don't think they're going to put up much of a fight, if they know what's good for them. Besides, we could take them without the boat."
[19:12]<Mirima> "I'd rather not take the chance of seeing more, I think I see enough orc faces in a battle."
[19:14]<Criash> "...I should get rid of that thing..."Criash ends the bond holding the squid to this plane, dismissing the creature
[19:15]<Mirima> "Aww, you could have rocked them a bit more,though it's the best course of action, I guess."
[19:15]<FullMeowAlchemist> "W... th... I know I missed it, but it’s gone now. What?"
[19:17]<Criash> "We might want get going, quite a few orcs still around" Criash then called out to the boat. "OI, fuzzball,got a dingy on that thing or do we have to swim out?"
[19:18]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I'm not sure, we just kinda took it from some guys and made our way here. Haven't done a whole lot of inventory!"
[19:21]<Mirima> "Oh, does that mean we have to swim?"
[19:23]<FullMeowAlchemist> Going over to the dingy that's totally obvious on the side of the boat, shut up, I'm temp DM, I say it, it goes, Meow uses her psychic powers to handle it and get it into the water... staying out of it herself.
[19:24]<Jez> Jez assists Meow to speed up the process. "Should one of us get in and row out?"
[19:24]* Zyia crosses her arms, tapping her foot lightly as he looks around for any more orcs.
[19:30]<FullMeowAlchemist> Suddenly, the entire fucking place has organized itself into an assault against the intruders. 26 orcs. Time to dine in hell, bros.
[19:30]* Mirima glared at Zyia as the orcs came as if she had something to do with the fact orcs swarming them.
[19:37]* Mirima cast magic missile on the wall/chunks of wall so it would fall on the orcs.
[19:42]* Mirima yells, "DIE YOU UGLY ORCS!!!"
[19:42]<FullMeowAlchemist> Mirima's attack of magic missiles swarms forth and hits three different orcs, blasting them to bits with magical energy, as they each die and their organs and blood gives anew coat of paint on the armor and skin of their companions.
[19:44]<Mirima> Inches closer to water.
[19:45]<FullMeowAlchemist> The cat, completely unawares that the orcs are charging at them, remains oblivious, and wastes her turn completely.
[19:46]* Zyia raises her loaded rifle, aiming at the nearest orc she sees,pulling the trigger and hoping to strike true.
[19:48]<FullMeowAlchemist> The shot fires out and strikes true... at the arm of an orc. He completely seems to be ignorant of it. A shame.
[19:48]<Zyia> Angered by not having killed her target, the half-orc begins a sprint towards the horde. If she couldn't kill them by shooting, she sure as hell would clobber them to death.
[19:58]<Jez> Jez quickly notches and fires 2 arrows at the orcs, while telling Meow that there are orcs coming at them.
[20:04]<Criash> "Oh great...more orcs" Criash sighs and snaps his fingers. "Judgment" Calling forth a magical war hammer in the middle of the horde((Spiritual Weapon, Range 140ft,form war hammer, attack bonus +8, damage +1, crit x3, attacks nearest enemy immediately.))
[20:07]<~DM> An orc is lightly tapped by the hammer and gives a big hearty chuckle.
[20:08]<Criash> "...I hate today...so much"
[20:08]<Mirima> "It's almost as if Fate's playing a dice today."
[20:20]<~DM> There are 12 orcs around Zyia, 9 around Criash, and 3around Mirimia
[20:25]<Mirima> Cast scorching ray on one of the orcs.
[20:27]<~DM> An orc is incinerated, nothing but a pile of ash remains.
[20:30]<Mirima> Climb the rope ladder posthaste!
[20:30]<~DM> Mirima manages to escape the other Orcs and quickly get herself on the deck of the ship.
[20:31]<Mirima> "That's a close one," Mirima said after getting on board.
[20:32]<FullMeowAlchemist> The /female/ cat turns the boat around, so that guns are pointed out at the shore, at orcs, and others, "Closeschmlose, FIRE ZE CANNONS at the orcs."
[20:35]* Zyia reaches to her side, grasping the handle of her adamantine axe while shifting her grip on her rifle onto the firing end. Surrounded,she turns to the orc between her and the water, and the one to her right, then swings both weapons in a blood-lusting frenzy.
[20:37]<~DM> The orc between Zyia and the water grasp his chest as the blade sinks in, arterial spray covering Zyia, making her look like a goddess of war and chaos.
[20:38]<Zyia> Seeing an opening, Zyia steps over the corpse of the fallen orc and closer to the ship, keeping her gaze fixated on her foes.
[20:42]<~DM> Jez: I fire the cannon, trying to aim between Zyia, and the orcs around her.
[20:45]<~DM> Zyia jumps over the bomb managing to escape the blast,the orcs around her are not so lucky
[20:45]<~DM> not one of them fast enough to get out of the way
[20:46]* Mirima watched as the cannon fired towards the largest group of orcs. She was rather disappointed that the half-orc managed to roll out of the way....She had to apologize to her later for thinking about that.
[20:49]<~DM> and die.
[20:52]<Criash> Criash calls the Spirit hammer to his aid(Move action to make it change targets within the spell range, 140ft, attacks instantly as part of the action) and strikes out against an orc with his own War hammer
[20:53]<~DM> The hammer, finally gaining it's courage, hits an orc,destroying it's skull spraying brain matter on Criash's nice armor.
[20:55]<~DM> The Judge manages to catch a second orc, This one being knocked aside, opening a small hole that would allow him to escape,if he so choosed.
[20:58]<~DM> The weaponless Orc scared witless of the fire and hell being brought down on his companions ran, taking his friend with them[[Failed save against fear]]
[20:59]<~DM> The Orcs eye Zyia wearily, creating a half circle around her, Their backs to the fortress, "DIE PUNY HALFBREED!" one yells and they rush her.
[21:00]<~DM> [[2 hits 3 and 4 damage respectively.]]
[21:00]* Mirima cheered internally on not having to deal with the two orcs anymore.
[21:01]<~DM> [[Criash took 5 blows from the remaining. orcs..1,3,3,4,6]]
[21:05]* Mirima cast magic missile on three orcs near Criash.
[21:07]<~DM> The missiles splash against the Orcs tearing at their souls, They look tired, and hurt, sadly they're still standing.
[21:08]<FullMeowAlchemist> "FIRE ZE CANNON!" The cat aims the cannon at whatever happens to be the largest gathering of Orcs,aiming for the middle of them, regardless of what may or may not be there, "PEW PEW PEW!"
[21:10]<Criash> ((4/34 Hp))
[21:11]<~DM> Criash get's caught in the explosion, and watches orcs get incinerated by the explosion, shrapnel and fire tearing them to pieces.
[21:11]<Mirima> "Cat, are you mad! You shot at Criash!...Wait,never mind, don't answer that."
[21:11]<~DM> The brain matter on his suit sizzles and pops as the heat cooks it.
[21:11]<~DM> He smells awful
[21:11]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I shot at who?"
[21:11]<Mirima> "Yeah, never mind."
[21:12]<Criash> "...Damn cat will be the death of me, I just know it..."
[21:13]<Zyia> "Now it's just you and me." Zyia grins sadistically, the rush of battle coursing through her veins. She swings the rifle towards the skull of the loud-mouthed orc, and Thea at any orc dumb enough to get hit by it.
[21:15]<~DM> Another orc falls, leaving 5 breathing, this knocked deadly the butt of the rifle.
[21:16]<~DM> The Orcs look at each other, and then the ship, three attempt to run
[21:17]<Zyia> "Eat this, full-bloods!" She shouts, striking a fleeing orc.
[21:17]<~DM> An orc is struck in the back as it turns to run, the two remaining both try to attack but can't seem to hit her, "Filthy disgusting GRAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
[21:21]<Jez> I fire the Cannon at Zyia, like Smith asked.
[21:23]<~DM> All the orcs die, getting hit by the blast, Zyia get’s hit as well, superheated shrapnel, and enchanted flames crawling up her skin burning and blistering her, the immense eat cooking her from the outside in.
[21:24]<~DM> It's only through pure tenacity that she manages to survive the blast, her rage focusing on the person firing the cannon
[21:25]<Mirima> "Was that really necessary?"
[21:25]* Mirima asked Jez.
[21:25]<~DM> "I possibly saved her life maybe!" Jez replies.
[21:26]<Mirima> "You could've done the same with your bow,there's only two of them."
[21:27]<Criash> "How in the nine hells have I not been killed by these people yet...." Criash sighed in exasperation.
[21:27]* Zyia climbs to her feet, a mindless rage boiling within her. Dropping her rifle, she grips onto the handle of the axe, looking directly at Jez, preparing to throw the weapon at her compatriot.
[21:27]<Zyia> "You BITCH!"
[21:28]<~DM> Smith appears on the boat, stopping the line of questioning, "Yes, but it was /fun/ and I told her you'd all get a bonus if she~" Smith turns to the Orc yelling
[21:31]<~DM> Smith plucks the axe out of the air, and runs to the orc,gently laying his hands on her shoulders, "Calm girl, Calm."
[21:34]<~DM> Ok, she's REALLY pissed now.
[21:34]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I think I saw a couple run back into the fort, and we're all here... I'mma fire again." She shrugs as only a cat could, and fires the cannon at the fort... again.
[21:36]* Zyia lets out a blood-curdling yell, before lunging out at the oddly-dressed man with her bare fist.
[21:39]<~DM> Smith get's hit by the blow, and looks slightly upset,but smiles again.
[21:40]* Mirima casts magic missile at Zyia, all three of them.
[21:41]<Criash> Criash reaches out and tries to calm Zyia with a spell, "Peace"
[21:42]<FullMeowAlchemist> Meow just keeps firing the cannon absently at the fort, while other people do silly things.
[21:42]<FullMeowAlchemist> "I feel like I should go loot the place after I finish them off..."
[21:42]<~DM> "Wait nononono!" Smith yells as the missiles slam into Zyia.
[21:42]<FullMeowAlchemist> "There's got to be something valuable to grab..."
[21:43]<Zyia> (-2 HP.)
[21:44]<FullMeowAlchemist> Smith casts a mass 'cure serious wounds' about those on the boat. Because sometimes he's nice, I guess. I dunno
[21:46]<Jez> Jez smiles at the healing spell although she wasn't even hurt, she just wanted to do something.
[21:47]* Mirima breathed a relief as the berserker orc got knocked unconscious and then healed.
[21:48]* Zyia awakens, holding her head as she climbs to her feet, groaning as if she was having a hangover.
[21:48]<Zyia> "Did we win?"
[21:48]<FullMeowAlchemist> Smith then looked at his wrist, which lacked any medium of time telling, "Oh will you look at my wrist, I've got to go." He then prances about like a fruity loon, and poofs in a puff of smoke.
[21:48]<Mirima> "You really should take a course in anger management, Zyia."
[21:49]<FullMeowAlchemist> "So who wants to go loot the fort? You know, before I level it..."
[21:49]<Criash> "...Yes Zyia, we won, both in thanks to the cat and nearly died from it"
[21:49]<Mirima> "Can we just go back?"
[21:49]<Jez> "I wanna loot it but are there any orcs left in it?"
[21:49]<FullMeowAlchemist> "But... but valuables we can steal and then sell to people! Maybe even the people they were likely stolen from to begin with! With MARK UP!"
[21:49]<Zyia> Ignoring all other comments, her ears perked up at the mention of loot. "...don't!" She exclaims, before running towards the fort like a child to a candy store.
[21:50]<Criash> ....Criash looks around..."you're all insane"
[21:50]<FullMeowAlchemist> Meow goes ashore herself and scampers off to find loot herself, momentarily forgetting that there's at least a couple orcs remaining there.
[21:50]<Mirima> "Can't we at least leave her behind?" Mirimamuttered in defeat.
[21:52]<FullMeowAlchemist> As Zyia and Meow make their way into the ruined fort, the remaining cowering Orcs become visible. Knowing their end is near, their fight and flight reflex kick in, and with nowhere to run, they attack!
[21:53]<Mirima> "I guess we're waiting for them to return, aren’t we?" Mirima said to the other two.
[21:56]<FullMeowAlchemist> Zyia takes a spear from I dunno where she got it, and she rushes at a nearby full blood orc. She sticks the butt of the spear under the orc's chin and knocks him up into the-air, before quickly twirling the spear so the pointed end points up,and rams that stick right up the orc's ass, mid air.
[22:00]<FullMeowAlchemist> Meow attempts to scratch the orc Meow is not a very fierce scratcher. The Orc is confused by the shenanigans
[22:04]<FullMeowAlchemist> Seeing that her attack didn't work, Meow quickly uses her psychic powers to extract a small token, that of a tree, and with a scamper, she leaves it at the feet of the Orc... as it suddenly, and instantly, grows into a 60 foot tall tree, launching the Orc at great speeds into the air. He falls at an arc, flung from the fort before landing face first on the boat, amidst Meow’s compatriots
[22:04]<FullMeowAlchemist> The Orc is very much dead.
[22:06]<Mirima> The deck cracked...
[22:07]* Mirima looked at Criash after the orc crashed to the boat and left a small crater on it.
[22:07]<Criash> "....Mirima ...do we ever have a normal day around these people anymore?" Criash ask with slight disdain as he climbed into the boat just in time to watch an orc slam into and damage the deck
[22:08]<Mirima> "Criash, do you know how to sail a ship?"Mirima asked, implying to leave the cat and the orc.
[22:08]<Criash> ..."I wish"
[22:13]<Criash> Criash just sighs....."Is that a tree?...IN the fort? Just what are those two doing?"
[22:13]* Mirima sighed, "Something we might be better away from."
[22:14]* Mirima thought /falling orcs, what's next, falling elves?
[22:21]<~DM> Ok. I'm back
[22:21]<~DM> Any guesses on who Smith is? What's his class or anything like that?
[22:21]<FullMeowAlchemist> (( He's Reaver ))
[22:21]<~DM> ((FUCK, NONE OF THOSE ARE CLASSES))
[22:31]<~DM> Smith appeared on the boat, transporting the Cat and Zyiaback, he smiled at his group, "Well this was an adventure, and I get the feeling Zyia did something she's wanted too for a long time."
[22:32]<~DM> "First off, for your payment of course, You all get five thousand gold pieces for killing Grush."
[22:32]<Mirima> "For each of us?"
[22:33]<~DM> "Yes, You'll also get a bonus, since Jezebel did what my employers asked and fired a Cannon Ball at Zyia, which was entertaining, to both him and myself."
[22:33]<Criash> ..."Come again?"
[22:34]<~DM> "As for the boat," Smith tapped his cane on the edge of the boat and all damage was repaired, and the corpses of Orcs, and the Men who once owned the boat were shot into the ocean."It is yours now."
[22:34]<Mirima> "I'd rather not, considering that only the cat knows how to sail it."
[22:35]<~DM> "Bringing the total payment for the job up to 6,000fold pieces."
[22:35]<FullMeowAlchemist> "You guys just need sea legs, is all."
[22:36]<~DM> So here is the money for everyone, ((Smith drops 6 bags of gold onto the table.))
[22:36]* Mirima took one bag, "Thank you."
[22:36]* FullMeowAlchemist takes a bag for herself.
[22:36]* FullMeowAlchemist into her bag of holding.
[22:37]<Jez> "Thank you" Jez smiles and puts the money in her bag.
[22:37]<~DM> "Oh, and of course, I almost forgot," Smith reached into thin air, and pulled Le-Fleur out dumping him unceremoniously on the deck, and hiding the gold sack on his body.
[22:37]* Zyia takes her bag, accepting the payment.
[22:37]<Criash> Criash eyed Smith before taking a bag for his payment
[22:37]* Mirima puts the money in her haversack before tending to Le-Fleur.
[22:40]<~DM> “Three things before I go, first your next job will begin 11 days, I will contact you then.”
[22:40]<~DM> "Second of all, This next job will be a tad bit harder, so I recommend you train."
[22:41]<~DM> "Third of all, You will have more freedom, enjoy yourself, and welcome. To the Guild."
[22:41]<~DM> "Any questions?"
[22:41]<Mirima> "This is a test for Guild admission?"
[22:41]<~DM> “That it was.”
[22:41]<Criash> "Yes, one, what is this Guild you always speak of?"
[22:44]<~DM> Smith paused for dramatic effect, "The Guild of Olidammara"
[22:45]<Mirima> "The Guild of Old Ham?" Mirima asked confusedly. "That's a weird name for a Guild."
[22:52]<Criash> "You expect me, a Justicar, to affiliate with your kind, chaotic one?"
[22:53]<~DM> "Hey, that's the employer, I'm just a happy go lucky go-between, besides I'm sure if we keep giving you baddies to smash with your hammer, you'll be more then happy to do so, if we ever run out of bad people,
[22:53]<~DM> THEN, I'd be worried"
[22:54]<Mirima> "Well, being in a guild does help with the jobs."
[22:54]<~DM> "But you've heard of Olidammara, which warms the cochles of my heart."
[22:55]<~DM> "Heck, if you do good enough work, I might even let you pick your jobs. and if you ever get strong enough Criash, and ever decide to see things in a different light, you could have my job," Smith said with a wink
[22:56]<~DM> "is that all for everyone?"
[22:56]<Mirima> "I...think so?"
[22:56]<Criash> "I will do such things out of my duty as a Judge,not for the sake of your 'guild', Mister Smith. And should you break the Law of Order, I will have you sentenced, myself if need be."
[22:57]<Criash> "But we shall see...:
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