When I'm near the coast, I'm like Captain Ahab meets Aquaman. I spontaneously grow a beard and exude a salty smell. Anchor tattoos appear on my biceps. An uncontrollable urge to jump into the sea and eat fish alive overcomes me.
In all seriousness I've eaten shark before. And it was delicious. The only seafood I don't like are those ocean roaches people call lobsters.
I don't know what to put here right now.
Turt and Foxes... Is there something you wish to share with spam? )_)