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11-08-2012 #21
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Originally Posted by Rilla

Whoever came up with that name... should feel bad.

It's bad.

They are bad.

Talk to BlueRose about it.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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11-08-2012 #22
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I wish I had a fancy reaction GIF.
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11-08-2012 #23
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Originally Posted by MisterGrey

I wish I had a fancy reaction GIF.

You don't have fancy reaction gifs?

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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11-08-2012 #24
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Originally Posted by MisterGrey

I wish I had a fancy reaction GIF.

Please
Get on our level.

Glory Fades
80

Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by Butter

Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Cactinth is now a thing.

Originally Posted by TP

You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.

Originally Posted by Asuras

Threadmon the television series.

Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.

Originally Posted by Foxes

I like Herzinth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

You are awesome

Originally Posted by Bela

You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

Herz is my new favorite.

Originally Posted by Whetfeather

XD love you, Herz.

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.

She could get really drunk.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

People think Herzi's a woman?

...

...

...

...:D

Originally Posted by Jorick

People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I totally thought you were a girl too.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

You know I'm a guy, silly goose.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I did not expect this.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Also. I first thought you were a girl Herz XD.

Originally Posted by Foxes

"I think it's a woman. Wait, no..."

Originally Posted by Foster

Wait... Herz is a guy?

Originally Posted by Albino Toad

Herz, I thought you were a dude.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

I am.
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11-08-2012 #25
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Originally Posted by MisterGrey

I wish I had a fancy reaction GIF.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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11-08-2012 #26
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Originally Posted by Aragorn

Glory Fades
80

Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by Butter

Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Cactinth is now a thing.

Originally Posted by TP

You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.

Originally Posted by Asuras

Threadmon the television series.

Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.

Originally Posted by Foxes

I like Herzinth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

You are awesome

Originally Posted by Bela

You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

Herz is my new favorite.

Originally Posted by Whetfeather

XD love you, Herz.

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.

She could get really drunk.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

People think Herzi's a woman?

...

...

...

...:D

Originally Posted by Jorick

People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I totally thought you were a girl too.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

You know I'm a guy, silly goose.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I did not expect this.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Also. I first thought you were a girl Herz XD.

Originally Posted by Foxes

"I think it's a woman. Wait, no..."

Originally Posted by Foster

Wait... Herz is a guy?

Originally Posted by Albino Toad

Herz, I thought you were a dude.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

I am.
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11-08-2012 #27
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Originally Posted by Aragorn

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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11-08-2012 #28
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Am I gonna have to pop a bitch go through Tumblr on my phone? :/
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Originally Posted by MisterGrey

Am I gonna have to pop a bitch go through Tumblr on my phone? :/

Glory Fades
80

Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by Butter

Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Cactinth is now a thing.

Originally Posted by TP

You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.

Originally Posted by Asuras

Threadmon the television series.

Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.

Originally Posted by Foxes

I like Herzinth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

You are awesome

Originally Posted by Bela

You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

Herz is my new favorite.

Originally Posted by Whetfeather

XD love you, Herz.

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.

She could get really drunk.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

People think Herzi's a woman?

...

...

...

...:D

Originally Posted by Jorick

People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I totally thought you were a girl too.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

You know I'm a guy, silly goose.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I did not expect this.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Also. I first thought you were a girl Herz XD.

Originally Posted by Foxes

"I think it's a woman. Wait, no..."

Originally Posted by Foster

Wait... Herz is a guy?

Originally Posted by Albino Toad

Herz, I thought you were a dude.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

I am.
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