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11-09-2012 #41
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I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE I STILL SERIOUSLY CAN'T ANYMORE I'M DONE.

Originally Posted by Rilla

You have my blessings.

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

However, Rose Swan's stock value just shot up.

Originally Posted by Shadoe Mayari

Actually, no. She's my weird friend who inhales too much caffeine. I'm the sane one.

Originally Posted by teddybarehead

So there has been a vaccum of power since Bela stopped posting. Attention whores have scrambled to amass their strength... I hereby Dub Rose Swan the new queen of Attention Whores in spam, may god have mercy on your soul.

Originally Posted by Griever

Rose Swan <3

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

I just realized Rose Swan is actually pretty fucking hot.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

Aww, you're too cute.

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

Let's brand Rose Swan Spam's official yandere. =D

Originally Posted by LunaLight

when did Rose ever get thorns?

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Always had them. They just aren't bared a lot.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Why is it that both times I've asked for help I seem to recall Rose Swan is the only one who really gave me any viable/precise options?

Originally Posted by Deamonandae19

Rose, you are now officially EPIC!!!

Originally Posted by Bela

You cannot touch Rosie. I will cut your nipples off.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

The feeling is mutual Rose. You are my movie buddy, after all.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

Rose, you devil you.

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

<3 Rose

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Sole can't handle the Hathaway.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose.
I will rip your ovaries out if you don't stop being hawter than me.
srsly gurl

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose is pretty great sometimes~

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Rose is such a hug whore.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose kinda transcends logic.

Originally Posted by The Charmer

And Auntie Rose speaks truth again

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

You dirty birdy.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke

Originally Posted by Tempest

Rose put on her big girl pants today. I'm... I'm kind of... proud.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I love Rose. She's so sassy.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I owe you a debt that I don't know if I can ever repay... Just thank you. Thank you so much.

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11-09-2012 #42
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Originally Posted by Rose Swan

I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE I STILL SERIOUSLY CAN'T ANYMORE I'M DONE.

There's a potion of waterbreathing hidden in that jacket.

"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you talk like a fuckin' god.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Reasons for winning;

British accents,
Shapeshifting abilities,
Not particularly picky,
All around awesome,
We actually tried using teamwork rather than fighting eachother,
There are two of us.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

You could be like Oz and charm me with his words.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you are now a Nord. No questions, simply accept it. You're basically the same, only this time you're slaying dragons with a bigger sword and then yelling at them for little reason.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

I'll bow down to Oz though. xD He's the god of all gods and charming.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Prolonged exposure to Oz is almost as fatal as it is to awesome.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Anyway. Ozymandias. Bed. Now. Wild sex.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

You just won the internet Congratulations :L

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz... dearest... everything you say is the purest form of magnificence.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades, regarding Ozy's new name

Solomon is the king of kings, as it states in his signature.

Originally Posted by Elena Landon

Ozy wins at everything

Originally Posted by Our Unfaithful Admin

You caught me.

Here is my primary forum: Furry Island RP Chats

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Just call me Gary Gobblecock.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Jesus Christ, Squee.

That was cruel. Like, holy crap, that insult is probably the most hurtful thing you could have said. Fucking, Ozy. Do you need to cry? I bet you do, Squee was just being really mean. You walked off this fucking mini-van-fired-from-a-catapult-sized insult like a champ, but damn that must of struck deep. Don't worry, man, I'm here if you just need to cry.

Seriously Squee, why you gotta be so mean?

Originally Posted by Bela

ILuhUOz

Originally Posted by rpg101

Ozy, I think you may be the only spammer that manages to brighten my day, every day.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Oz...you just made me spill my coke.

You sir, are fuckin star!

Originally Posted by The Dripper

Wow Ozy, you say what I was trying to articulate with only three words, and still make it look better than what I said.

I love you, bro.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ozy, stop, you're making my ribs hurt from the laughter. D:

Originally Posted by Squee

Why must you make me love you so?

Originally Posted by Elendra

You've been on a roll with awesome recently, Ozy.

Originally Posted by The Australian

...

Ozy, you are a genius.
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11-09-2012 #43
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Originally Posted by TP

Only good thing to come outta 50 Shades of Grey.

Though who the fuck is working at this time of night?

I fully support this opinion.

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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11-09-2012 #44
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Originally Posted by Ozymandias

There's a potion of waterbreathing hidden in that jacket.

I DON'T WANT IT.

Originally Posted by Rilla

You have my blessings.

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

However, Rose Swan's stock value just shot up.

Originally Posted by Shadoe Mayari

Actually, no. She's my weird friend who inhales too much caffeine. I'm the sane one.

Originally Posted by teddybarehead

So there has been a vaccum of power since Bela stopped posting. Attention whores have scrambled to amass their strength... I hereby Dub Rose Swan the new queen of Attention Whores in spam, may god have mercy on your soul.

Originally Posted by Griever

Rose Swan <3

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

I just realized Rose Swan is actually pretty fucking hot.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

Aww, you're too cute.

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

Let's brand Rose Swan Spam's official yandere. =D

Originally Posted by LunaLight

when did Rose ever get thorns?

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Always had them. They just aren't bared a lot.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Why is it that both times I've asked for help I seem to recall Rose Swan is the only one who really gave me any viable/precise options?

Originally Posted by Deamonandae19

Rose, you are now officially EPIC!!!

Originally Posted by Bela

You cannot touch Rosie. I will cut your nipples off.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

The feeling is mutual Rose. You are my movie buddy, after all.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

Rose, you devil you.

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

<3 Rose

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Sole can't handle the Hathaway.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose.
I will rip your ovaries out if you don't stop being hawter than me.
srsly gurl

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose is pretty great sometimes~

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Rose is such a hug whore.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose kinda transcends logic.

Originally Posted by The Charmer

And Auntie Rose speaks truth again

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

You dirty birdy.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke

Originally Posted by Tempest

Rose put on her big girl pants today. I'm... I'm kind of... proud.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I love Rose. She's so sassy.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I owe you a debt that I don't know if I can ever repay... Just thank you. Thank you so much.

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11-09-2012 #45
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Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

I fully support this opinion.

<3

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

I DON'T WANT IT.

Yeah you do. Where would I be without your blog?

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

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11-09-2012 #46
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Originally Posted by Ozymandias

There's a potion of waterbreathing hidden in that jacket.

Sadly, when he goes to drink it, he realizes that when he opens the bottle, all the contents will disperse into the surrounding water.
And he will drown.
And his scheme's will go unfinished.

Glory Fades
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Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by Butter

Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Cactinth is now a thing.

Originally Posted by TP

You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.

Originally Posted by Asuras

Threadmon the television series.

Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.

Originally Posted by Foxes

I like Herzinth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

You are awesome

Originally Posted by Bela

You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

Herz is my new favorite.

Originally Posted by Whetfeather

XD love you, Herz.

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.

Or she could get really drunk.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

People think Herzi's a woman?

...

...

...

...:D

Originally Posted by Jorick

People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I totally thought you were a girl too.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

You know I'm a guy, silly goose.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I did not expect this.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Also. I first thought you were a girl Herz XD.

Originally Posted by Foxes

"I think it's a woman. Wait, no..."

Originally Posted by Foster

Wait... Herz is a guy?

Originally Posted by Albino Toad

Herz, I thought you were a dude.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

I am.
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