Reply With QuoteJorick wants all the assets and 60% of the kids. Take the skulls.
May I offer my legal assistance, sir?Originally Posted by Jorick
I was trained at the Moscow University of Law.
Jorick wants all the assets and 60% of the kids. Take the skulls.
"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"
The skulls and what else? The skulls alone are at best maybe 10% of a kid. What's the other 50% that he'd get?
You all fail at legal council. If Jorick was smart, he split things 50/50 with Butter --
If he takes all the assets, he'll very likely be responsible for paying alimony, which can be very costly in the long run. If he owns more than half of the children (60%, including skulls), it makes him the custodial parent, which he doesn't want. (Though, he could have potentially argued for child support if he hadn't taken all the assets to begin with.) If he splits things 50/50, however, then Butter can't bother him for money at a later point and he'll only have to see the kids periodically, instead of full-time. (And, if he wants to be a real shit, he can always say he's busy and keep pushing back plans for them to come stay with him for their allotted time, so he really won't have to see them at all if he doesn't want to. XD)
I'd be willing to take the case, but I doubt Jorick can afford my fees.
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Your face fails at legal council.The skulls and what else? The skulls alone are at best maybe 10% of a kid. What's the other 50% that he'd get?
You all fail at legal council. If Jorick was smart, he split things 50/50 with Butter --
If he takes all the assets, he'll very likely be responsible for paying alimony, which can be very costly in the long run. If he owns more than half of the children (60%, including skulls), it makes him the custodial parent, which he doesn't want. (Though, he could have potentially argued for child support if he hadn't taken all the assets to begin with.) If he splits things 50/50, however, then Butter can't bother him for money at a later point and he'll only have to see the kids periodically, instead of full-time. (And, if he wants to be a real shit, he can always say he's busy and keep pushing back plans for them to come stay with him for their allotted time, so he really won't have to see them at all if he doesn't want to. XD)
I'd be willing to take the case, but I doubt Jorick can afford my fees.
He's entitled to 60% of the kids. Which parts of them is his choice. The skull was simply my recommendation for one of them. Yeah, your face.
"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"
So yeah. Gonna have to give some other people a chance with the D. Get off.I couldn't stop laughing.
Bitch, please.The skulls and what else? The skulls alone are at best maybe 10% of a kid. What's the other 50% that he'd get?
You all fail at legal council. If Jorick was smart, he split things 50/50 with Butter --
If he takes all the assets, he'll very likely be responsible for paying alimony, which can be very costly in the long run. If he owns more than half of the children (60%, including skulls), it makes him the custodial parent, which he doesn't want. (Though, he could have potentially argued for child support if he hadn't taken all the assets to begin with.) If he splits things 50/50, however, then Butter can't bother him for money at a later point and he'll only have to see the kids periodically, instead of full-time. (And, if he wants to be a real shit, he can always say he's busy and keep pushing back plans for them to come stay with him for their allotted time, so he really won't have to see them at all if he doesn't want to. XD)
I'd be willing to take the case, but I doubt Jorick can afford my fees.
Jorick gets all of the assets, AND the Kids, whom he then sells to me, so he can hire a professional hitman to kill Butter, while I sell the kids out as hookers to earn money to help supply my Poppy Plantation with workers.
I can take the case for half your price, Sherlock, and twice the Communist legal knowledge.
In the end, I suppose you get what you pay for. Just sayin'.
- Omne ignotum pro magnifico -
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Is that your trafficking motto?In the end, I suppose you get what you pay for. Just sayin'.
"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"
Absolutely it is.
- Omne ignotum pro magnifico -
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he isn't talking about Serp
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