Translation: It's ridiculously easy, and probably very common, to fake these. The pizza delivery guy probably didn't draw most of these, just the people who took the pictures.How to Create a Good Pizza Box Drawing
~Step 1: Come up with a good idea.~
You need something funny to have on the pizza box. Absurd references to internet culture are usually a good idea. They do well on Reddit and Tumblr.
~Step 2: Order your pizza.~
Order up the pizza of your choice from any old local delivery pizza place where you can order online. Papa Johns or Pizza Hut work well. Once you have your food picked out, got to the final "check out" page. At this point, you should see a place to make "extra notes" or something of that nature. Just a place to put requests on the order that don't require extra ingredients. Put your idea in this slot. Be sure to take a screen shot for teh interwebz!
~Step 3: Take that extra note off your order.~
Let's face it, those pizza guys will either A: Not understand your idea, being minimum wage workers who barely use the internet for more than Facebook and emails, B: Understand the idea, but do a really shitty job of executing it because they totally suck at drawing. Their artistic interpretation of Teddy Roosevelt punching Solid Snake in the balls looks like a stick figure giving another stick figure a handjob, C: Fail to understand the idea or even care about it. They just want to deliver the fucking pizza and get paid.
They always say that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Order the pizza without the note, but still make sure you have that screenshot of you putting the note in.
~Step 4: The pizza has arrived! Pay for it and get your marker ready.~
Draw your idea on the box. Do it artfully, beautifully. It's just as you pictured it! It's Teddy Roosevelt punching Solid Snake in the balls! There's even a little word bubble above Snake's head that says "FUCK!". You've rarely seen a funnier drawing on the inside of a pizza box. So now just snap a picture of it and put it on your computer. Carefully add the screen shot of you ordering the pizza along with the note that says "Teddy Roosevelt punching Solid Snake in the nads."
What the internet doesn't know will never hurt it.
~Step 5: Post that bitch to Reddit!~
Notes are flooding in! People are LOLing and LAWLing and ROFLing across teh interwebz, and it's all because of you and *wink* the pizza guy. People can hardly believe that the pizza guy actually took the time to be that artistic and funny. *wink* All you care about is that the image has now gone viral, and spread to Tumblr and Facebook, hell even FunnyJunk is spreading it. You have just experienced 5 minutes of internet fame. Congratulations, you dishonest bastard.