I am a Serial Killer

[Squee]

I slice my victims with a inexplicable butcher knife.

[Ozymandias]

"Ozymandias cuts their victims with a gigantic ball-peen hammer."

Seems legit.

[Svenn]

Svenn bludgeons their victims with a heavy butcher knife.

hmm....

i see how this is.

[Goldmarble]

.....These things make me out to be sick, sadistic motherfucker, I ain't kidding:

Goldmarble ra*pes their victims with a heavy croquet mallet.

[Svenn]

.....These things make me out to be sick, sadistic motherfucker, I ain't kidding:

Goldmarble ra*pes their victims with a heavy croquet mallet.

loooooooooooooooooooool :U

[Butter]

what.

[Pas]

Pas scr*apes their victims with a massive spork.

[Jster]

Jster dismembers their victims with a giant lamppost.


Well there we go. No lampposts so far in Rabbit Doubt.

[SmexySpiral]

Smiral pleasures their victims with a colossal highlighter.


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[PaladinFoster]

Smiral pleasures their victims with a colossal highlighter.


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How did that site know what I dream about?