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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    Because I couldn't bear the stupid alone.



    urgh
    This is totally what I needed to read while in bed with a terrible fever

    Thanks, Jorickman

    You are the usefullest of all the superheros
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    Bye

    Is the general gist of it

    Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    This is totally what I needed to read while in bed with a terrible fever

    Thanks, Jorickman

    You are the usefullest of all the superheros
    You're welcome.

    I can give you more stupidity to read if you want. :D


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    No, no, you're doing it wrong. You kill the stupid people, not yourself. C'mon now.
    The problem with this is that you have to get to them before they have the chance to procreate.. And stupid people always seem to have litters of children, not just one or two like a normal person might. (It's like they know their chances of survival are low, so they create a veritable army's worth of idiots to replace themselves as quickly as you can mow them down. It's rather like fighting a hydra -- cut off one head, two grow back in its place.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes View Post
    The problem with this is that you have to get to them before they have the chance to procreate.. And stupid people always seem to have litters of children, not just one or two like a normal person might. (It's like they know their chances of survival are low, so they create a veritable army's worth of idiots to replace themselves as quickly as you can mow them down. It's rather like fighting a hydra -- cut off one head, two grow back in its place.)
    This is why I would support an intelligence based eugenics program. The overabundance of stupid people having children saddens me.


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    There's no point living in a hopeless world such as this. The stupid burns more painfully than fire. *talks casualy while being burned alive.*
    I have grown an immunity.


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    Quote Originally Posted by overwatch View Post
    There's no point living in a hopeless world such as this. The stupid burns more painfully than fire. *talks casualy while being burned alive.*
    I have grown an immunity.
    *Uses hands gestures to convey to you how fucking much I hate people who do this*
    So

    Bye

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    Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    *Uses hands gestures to convey to you how fucking much I hate people who do this*
    *keeps doing it because why the fuck not.*

    Actually, I don't care that you hate me, and, your saying so wouldn't stop me from doing something you don't like.


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    There are a few people I'd like to see disappear (90% of politicians, celebrities and the kind of people that light cigarettes with burning £50 notes. As well as a handful of individuals...) but there's still a sliver of hope for some people. Just not very many.
    "And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"


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    We need more stupid










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    Quote Originally Posted by KuroTenshi View Post
    We need more stupid

    The stupidity...it hurts. Stahp it. ;_;



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