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    Quote Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts View Post
    It's nawt a secret. O:
    But.. I was wanting to break the record!




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    Quote Originally Posted by ... View Post
    It's official, Miguel Yanez is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Miguel Yanez achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

    Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Miguel Yanez remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

    It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Miguel Yanez is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Miguel Yanez was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

    This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

    When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Miguel Yanez said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

    Oh my word.



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    Time to set out to break that shit.




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    It states "orgasms". Doesn't say they have to be self-administered.

    Ohhhh TeeeePeeeee ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts View Post
    It states "orgasms". Doesn't say they have to be self-administered.

    Ohhhh TeeeePeeeee ;D
    Let's go for 69 Bring Kyu and Letty with ya.




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    Records wrong. Eighty three.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TP View Post
    Let's go for 69 Bring Kyu and Letty with ya.
    And Brooke and Serry. <3

    And Serpy and Noxxi. <3

    Just bring all of Spam. We're hawt enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts View Post
    And Brooke and Serry. <3

    And Serpy and Noxxi. <3

    Just bring all of Spam. We're hawt enough.
    This is a great plan.

    Er'ryone gets a turn with TP.




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    Quote Originally Posted by TP View Post
    This is a great plan.

    Er'ryone gets a turn with TP.
    Pfft.

    The tentacles are in control, bby.

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