My state is so damn stupid

[Trooper]

I've heard that newfies are the derps of Canada. Thanks for the confirmation.

That pretty much sums up that you're a bitch who supports stereotypes.

[Jorick]

That pretty much sums up that you're a bitch who supports stereotypes.

That pretty much sums up that you're a bitch who can't take a joke.

[Trooper]

That pretty much sums up that you're a bitch who can't take a joke.

I don't take jokes from Oregonians.

[Jorick]

I don't take jokes from Oregonians.

Was that an attempt at an insult? Not surprising that it was of such poor quality, coming from a newfie.

I'd continue mocking your vastly inferior intellect for a little while longer, but I'd rather go sleep. Have fun being worse than regular Canadians. Quite a feat, that. I'd suggest being proud of the accomplishment if it weren't so degrading and pitiful.

[Trooper]

Was that an attempt at an insult? Not surprising that it was of such poor quality, coming from a newfie.

I'd continue mocking your vastly inferior intellect for a little while longer, but I'd rather go sleep. Have fun being worse than regular Canadians. Quite a feat, that. I'd suggest being proud of the accomplishment if it weren't so degrading and pitiful.

Jokes like your crap go too far. You really don't get the perfect joke. Some people misinterpret a joke. And some don't.

[Herzinth]

Underestimate Quebec? That's a French province which has nothing to do with the others.

Uh-huh. Considering most of my family lives in Quebec, and they take keen interest in what goes on in Canada, while most other provinces just shrug and think it doesn't apply to them, I think you're wrong there.

As a Newfoundlander, I think we might fight to be independent from Canada though.

Seriously? Why? Want to blame Canada for your overfishing, or blame Canada for trying to stop overfishing?

I've heard that newfies are the derps of Canada. Thanks for the confirmation.

Was that an attempt at an insult? Not surprising that it was of such poor quality, coming from a newfie.

I'd continue mocking your vastly inferior intellect for a little while longer, but I'd rather go sleep. Have fun being worse than regular Canadians. Quite a feat, that. I'd suggest being proud of the accomplishment if it weren't so degrading and pitiful.

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Jokes like your crap go too far. You really don't get the perfect joke. Some people misinterpret a joke. And some don't.

What does that even mean. It sounds like you're saying three different thoughts, but not finishing any of them.

[Trooper]

I thought you were British Columbian.

[Herzinth]

I thought you were British Columbian.

I am. Land of the weed, and proud

[Trooper]

Then why does most o' yer family live in Quebec? Job search?

[Herzinth]

Then why does most o' yer family live in Quebec? Job search?

Because my mom's parents moved to BC in order to start sailing ships and minesweepers and shizz.
Most of my mom's side of the family (who seem to breed like rabbits) still live in Quebec.