"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Oz, you talk like a fuckin' god.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Reasons for winning;
British accents,
Shapeshifting abilities,
Not particularly picky,
All around awesome,
We actually tried using teamwork rather than fighting eachother,
There are two of us.
Originally Posted by Strawbeary
You could be like Oz and charm me with his words.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Oz, you are now a Nord. No questions, simply accept it. You're basically the same, only this time you're slaying dragons with a bigger sword and then yelling at them for little reason.
Originally Posted by Strawbeary
I'll bow down to Oz though. xD He's the god of all gods and charming.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Prolonged exposure to Oz is almost as fatal as it is to awesome.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Anyway. Ozymandias. Bed. Now. Wild sex.
Originally Posted by Catharyn
You just won the internet Congratulations :L
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Oz... dearest... everything you say is the purest form of magnificence.
Originally Posted by Ace of Spades, regarding Ozy's new name
Solomon is the king of kings, as it states in his signature.
That was cruel. Like, holy crap, that insult is probably the most hurtful thing you could have said. Fucking, Ozy. Do you need to cry? I bet you do, Squee was just being really mean. You walked off this fucking mini-van-fired-from-a-catapult-sized insult like a champ, but damn that must of struck deep. Don't worry, man, I'm here if you just need to cry.
Seriously Squee, why you gotta be so mean?
Originally Posted by Bela
ILuhUOz
Originally Posted by rpg101
Ozy, I think you may be the only spammer that manages to brighten my day, every day.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Oz...you just made me spill my coke.
You sir, are fuckin star!
Originally Posted by The Dripper
Wow Ozy, you say what I was trying to articulate with only three words, and still make it look better than what I said.
I love you, bro.
Originally Posted by Jorick
Ozy, stop, you're making my ribs hurt from the laughter. D:
at first it was like, fuck should have used a condom....
then I noticed it was a joke.
And I breathed a sigh of relief.
♥
And then on the very same day I met Spanish Serpentine.
Ssssssssss,
Ssssssssss,
Ssssssssss,
Ssssssssss.
Take the paint off of my wall.
Kill the painted trolls.
If you don't understand that last bit,
go play Oblivion or something.
It might help.
- Grif